"Remember when the Swiss had the blond with the pigtails selling hot chocolate? You don't see that any more. It's sad. If I was King of Swissland I would be like, bring back the blond with the pigtails." 
"And many people are saying that since Trump got here, these have been the best Olympics of all times. I mean, I just got here and already they are saying that. This is gonna be like the best Olympics in like 500 years."
"So my General says, Mr. President you think we should bomb him? This is a tough guy with the medals and the hat and I'm like, yeah we gotta bomb him. You think Obama would've bombed him? He'd have invited him to lunch. This guy was a killer. So I did it. Nobody bombs like I do."
"Where is tree girl? I think she's got problems, but you people like her. Tree girl, if you're listening, I'm very good on environment. Next to Cyber it's like my best thing. So you can relax. OK? You people know what is really bad for the environment? Wind mills."
