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80s Russian Movie Villain chic is all the rage at today's #Richmond2ARally.
When you only go to the gun rally dinner for the free white fish. #Richmond2ARally
"Ma'am, you know where the Lululemon is?"

#Richmond2ARally
When you hear Ted Nugent will perform on the Today Show.
#Richmond2ARally
When your white van is just not suspicious enough. #Richmond2ARally
If you were wondering what the opening day line for CATS looked like. #Richmond2ARally
"No Rufus, I told you ten times, we like Hitler. Bad comparison. This is the last time you're in charge of signs." #Richmond2ARally
When you wrote the wrong day down in your calendar for the Hamilton auditions. #Richmond2ARally
At a gun rally the guy who lied about kids being shot is a total get. Way to go #Richmond2ARally!
"I'm just here to show y'all that I am protecting the Motherland, and by Motherland I mean my Mother's land, where I am gonna live probably forever." #Richmond2ARally
Lot of people asking me what the orange button these gun rally goers are wearing. My sources tell me it is this:
#Richmond2ARally
Hey Siri, who has whacked it to the image on the left the most times of anyone at this rally?

Thanks Siri.

#Richmond2ARally
Abbey Road, if produced by Dan Bongino. #Richmond2ARally
When Osama bin Laden comes on your ski trip. #Richmond2ARally
MLK: I had a dream...yeah this wasn't it.

#Richmond2ARally
When it was your hat that taught you how to read.
#Richmond2ARally
When you are still steamed that they fired Roseanne.
#Richmond2ARally
Meet the family banned from the Colonial Williamsburg gift shop. #Richmond2ARally
Simon says put your Ballistic shields down. Simon says don't lift them. Simon says look tough. Okay now lift them. Wow you guys are so good at this! #Richmond2ARally
When you spot Clint Eastwood and his cheeky pet orangutan.

#Richmond2ARally
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