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#acquitmas has started. They get 4 hours (2 each side) to debate if the rules will be accepted. Save us those 4 hours for the love of God and just hold the vote now. It isn't going to change.
Lying shifty Schiff is going on and on and on....bored to tears here. Quick give me a funny meme in the comments to stop the tears of boredom.
I see no funny memes and shifty Schiff is still lying his ass off. Thanks guys.
Schifty Schiff is still talking, just making up shit as he goes along. He shouldn't have been a cranival Barker.
It's 1:38 and schifty Schiff has the stones to say that the Senate should have a "fair" trial after his starchamber process in the house.
Good God does this lying piece of Schiff ever shutup? Trump's lawyer took like 3 mins to make his case.
Another minute of my life I can never get back has passed and Shifty Schiff is still shoveling the BS like a record breaking cow rancher.
🙄🙄😂😂😂shift Schiff is being blunt and saying that the trial is fixed...this man has absolutely no shame.
🙄🙄🙄🙄 Schiff is still going on and on and on and saying he wants a fair trial.....after pushing a partisan witch Hunt in his committee and the house. The Dems are delusional. Completely divorced from reality.
I was told this would be a trial not story time. Schifty Schiff just making up shit does not a trial make.

This is such complete and utter bullshit. It's a good thing his nose doesn't grow with each lie or he would be smelling California right about now.
Hopefully during acquitmas will be the only time lying schifty Schiff gets close to the Senate floor.
First thing Schiff said that was true..."this is dangerous nonsense" of course he got it wrong about what "this" is.
Wow Schifty Schiff just took Trump's words out of context.
Oh, look Schifty Schiff brought him some visual aids. Isn't that special.
This is the only question you should have after listening to shitty Schiff
Shifty Schiff is lecturing the Senate on what their constitutional duties are. That should go over well🙄🙄🙄🙄
🤕🤕🤕🤕 I can feel my IQ dropping with each word out of Schifty Schiff's mouth.
You know if someone made those in gitmo listen to this speech by Schifty Schiff they would be accused of war crimes. .....just saying.
It's hard to update this live thread because while Schifty Schiff is moving his lips and making noises, he isn't making any sense or points. So it's just blah, blah, blah, blah. I hate to do a tweet just to tell you he made another blah.
Oh look at hat Schifty Schiff just made another blah and he tinkled too.
Thank you Jesus. Schiff is down for the count. Jay Sekulow is now talking.
Jay is explaining how Schiff is full of shit.
Wow Pat Cipollone is tearing Schifty Schiff a new asshole. Which is probably a good thing since pencil neck's old one is probably worn out from all the BS he was spewing.
Schifty Schiff is outmanned and outgunned. JAY and Pat took him to woodshed.
Crying Chuck is trying to sneak in an amendment to make Trump give them every scrap of material that was ever produced by the Whitehouse since Washington.
Cocaine Mitch called a recess. (15 mins) Nadler is on his way to the snack bar.

For crying Chuck's amendment to win he needs 51 votes.
I have until 4:00pm. After that you all are on your own. Hopefully, they can get the crying Chuck amendment defeated before 4 pm. At this rate we will be here until the cows come home and resupply Schiff with more BS.
Looks like they are coming back. I wonder if the delay is to get the lift out of the way as they lower Nadler into his seat?
And we are back.....two hours of debate on Crying Chuck's amendment. Dear God. Schifty Schiff now has another hour to talk about the amendment. This is like listening to a Carter speech back in 1979.
And Schifty Schiff starts his hour off by spreading more BS.....this is my shocked face..😲😲
Oh look Schifty Schiff made another blah. He has a case of the blahs. He is blahing all over the place. Asks why we are here? And he makes some more blahs in answer. 😲😲
So according to Schifty Schiff we are here because the Dems took President Trump's comments out of context about article 2. Good to know that we are here because the Dems just made shit up.

Most of us already knew that but it's good to confirm it. 🙄🙄
Funniest thing I've seen is the Dem Representatives explaining to the Senate how to do their jobs. The hubris on these people is off the charts. 😂😂 Textbook way to win hearts and minds 🙄🙄🙄
Would someone get the entire clip of Trump's quote up?
Who the hell is this woman? Reminds me of a boring teacher I had back in middle school. She is almost as bad as Schifty Schiff when it comes to spewing half truths and out of context crap. Maybe they both shared some laxatives last night.
Can someone tell this old biddy that Trump released the transcript. And what people thought about/opinion about the call doesn't matter.
I think I figured out the Democrat gameplan for this acquitmas. They are trying to be so boring that we all pass out from Boredom and rhe they they will quickly vote to impeach.
Funny they give sondland and vindman quotes full context yet cut off Trump's. Shocked I tell you. 😲😲. If I was a juror I would be screaming objection.....
Does anyone else expect this old crone to start crackling evilly at any moment?
Okay guys, that's all the time I have for now. Thanks for joining me on this live thread as we experienced story time with the Schifty Schiff scarecrow and the wicked witch of the west. Have a great day.
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