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It's day 8 of #acquitmas. Today it's question time. Do you have questions? Would you like answers? Yeah, good luck with that but you never know it could happen. Let's see.
The way I think it's suppose to work. All questions are submitted I'm writing. Each answer is asked to stay within 5 min time limit. 8 hours today. Should have a recess after a couple hours most likely not will be alternative between parties one for one.
Random thoughts

I wonder who will have the stupidest question?
And here we go.

Starts with prayer. Praying for God to refresh our senators. (How about all the rest of us that had to watch this)

Pledge of allegiance
First question by mitt.

What if there were multiple motives.

Undertaker takes this one

Says if there is a mixed motive than that's even more reason to throw this piece of shit sham out the window because tou can't separate the motives.
Great answer to that stupid question.
Cryin Chuck is cryin about something ...Bolton book...figures🙄🙄🙄🙄

Asks house managers if we need witnesses or book crap....so dems are going to use their questions to push their narrative...shocked 😲😲

Shitty Schiff of course answers we need Bolton!!!! Damnit!!!
And shitty Schiff is still moving his mouth talking about something that has absolutely nothing to do with the question. Nothing absolutely nothing nothing to do with the question.....someone tell him to shit up please, pretty please...🤕🤕
Anyone think for one second that shitty schiff didn't get the questions before hand? They even have video qued up for the love of God. Rigged.
And shitty Schiff is still going on. He isn't answering the question at all. He is acting like the opening statements are still going on. So within 2 mins the dems made this into a farce...imagine that.
Next questions ...

Asks team Trump to respond to Schifty Schiff stupidity.

Undertaker takes that presents actual evidence of an email and the transcript itself to explain there was a question raised of burden sharing.
Two things this question/answer does. It makes it clear that the GOP is not going to allow the Dems torin roughshod over this question answer period.

Two it shows that they will answer Dems narrative with facts and evidence.
Next question from Dem malarkey

Did house ask Bolton to testify in house?

Schiff said he did. Bolton and kupperman refused and kupperman took him to court. Bolton threatened to sue also. So they withdrew fake subpoenas.
Schifty Schiff is upset because Trump is arguing executive privilege and crying that the President went to court. Said they couldn't waste time. With no stinking court.
One thing is very clear shitty Schiff loves the Sou of his own voice.

What remains unclear is if he is the most boring speaker in history. 😏😏
Next question by a bunch of food senators.

Is the standard for impeachmant a lower standard in the house than conviction in the Senate.

Undertaker again.

Impeachment standard in house is just an accusation pretty much with little evidence needed
Autocorrect sucks donkeys balls.🤕

Whereas a conviction in the Senate needs evidence and proof beyond a reasonable doubt. The house managers have not met that standard.
Undertaker. House has failed to prove case at all.

Feinstein question next.
Asks house manager to state evidence that shows Trump linked aid to investigation. Crowman answers that by not presenting any direct evidence but cites

Brings up Mulveney's response Sondland conversation
And says ask Bolton. 🙄🙄🙄
Next ? Sen. Lee

House managers argue that Trump's actions against foreign policy. Isn't it the president that sets foreign policy.

Undertaker. Says yes it is. Article 2 of constitution says it is so. Elections are how we change foreign policy not by staffers.
Critical point. The fact that staffers don't like president is not an impeachable offense. They can't define motive and president can't defy the people that work for him. he is the boss.
Next ?

From NH sen.

Says no crime was committed so does that mean he can't be impeached?

Glenn Close's clone answers that one.
She says president can be impeached without a crime. 🙄🙄

Dems admit no crime was committed.

(What the hell are we doing here then)

We can impeach 🍊 man for anything. We are above the law damnit
She says jaywalking isn't impeachable....😂😂😂 But orange man bad is damn it!
Dems are all over the place on trying to justify why they used 🍊 man bad as an impeachable offense and failing to make a case.
Next question. From. GOP

Why did the house not challenge Trump's claim of executive privilege in court.

Lurch takes that one. They didn't challenge it because question didn't raise it. He did a blanket defense.

(Hmm that's executive privilege you nitwit)
Undertaker takes the return serve.

Says the subpoenas were invalid because the house didn't vote. There was no blanket defiance.

House didn't want to go court.

Specific legal objectives. Not blanket defiance the dems just wanted it done before Christmas.
Next ? From sen. Mumbles from VT.
Says something about no harm no foul done.

Val demings answers that one by not answering that question. Something about 15,000 deaths during Obama admin.
Stupid question and stupid answer. Gives no evidence of harm just narrative. States there was harm done people died (they didn't) aid didn't get there (it did) 🙄🙄🙄

Next ? From sen. Cruz
As a matter of law does it matter if there was quid pro quo. Isn't it used in foreign policy.

Alan answers that.

Cites mid East peace plan just released.

What if President says I'll withhold money until you renounce terrorism.

Only think that makes it a problem is if
If the quo was illegal.

Does it put money in his pocket?

If the quo isn't illegal it's not unlawful. Politics aren't illegal.
Says its impossible to divide politics from decisions of elected officials. Everything is a mixed motive.

Says house manager do not allege that it was based on pure illegal decisions like corruption.
Next ? From cryin chick asking the house mangers to respond to Alan.

Shitty Schiff takes that one. Pushes the narrative that Pocahontas was pushing yesterday. It's group think time.

Schiff building strawman hope it burns.
Random thoughts.

Damn it's only 2:20 feels like 4:00pm
Oh look it's story time with shitty Schiff again. Not making an argument but drawing pink fuzzy clouds
Schiff is failing here. Making absolutely no sense. Just grandstanding about how 🍊 man is bad.
I give that round to Alan in a knockout decision.

Next ? From sen. Grassley

Asks if the failure to enforce subpoenas by house render the article 2 unprecedented.

Undertaker....yes. you can't have obstruction if the obstructed doesn't fight it.
Undertaker says the president has every right to go to court.

House mangers just took their ball and went home crying obstruction. Freaking snowflakes.
Next ? From Dem from Mi.

Would house managers care to correct the record on any falsehoods of team Trump....oh come on.....🙄🙄🙄🙄

Some big woman with a crappy hairdo answering that question.
Says the transcript needed more information than the transcript. 🙄🙄

Something about Ukraine not knowing anything about aid. Says some people did. 🙄🙄🙄

No witnesses not so Mulveney.(hmm Mulveney was never a witness) 🙄🙄🙄

She isn't correcting anything.
Next ? From several gop sen.

Missed the ?? Did the house seek to letigate anything?? Maybe.??

Undertaker.

No they actually worked to stop the courts when they pulled the kupperman subpoena.
Says house believes they are above the law. They don't need no stinking courts in the house's opinion.
Says the fact they havent shows it's all a game. A political sham.
Next ? From Dem NM

Address the argument that they seek to remove the president and overthrow and election and should be left to the election 2020 to decide.

Shifty Schiff is up.
Schiff crying about how long it takes to go to courts. 🙄🙄 Boo hoo

Says if that was the case there wouldn't be an impeachment clause. Schiff seems to forget that two terms is a modern invention and not put in by the framers.

🙄🙄🙄
Schiff we can't leave common sense at the door. The only question should be did he commit a high crimes or misdemeanors.

Hmm the Dems have admitted he didn't commit a crime ..but here we are....

Schiff started out strong and they went no where. Stupid is as stupid does.
Epic fail their by Schiff.

Next ? Impeachment proceedings are privilege and stops all business on senate address the implications of allowing the house to send us this unfinished crap sandwich.

Undertaker says no trial goes to trial without discover and talked to witnesses.
The house didn't do that and now wants more witnesses. It's not just Bolton the president will call a long list of witness and prevent Senate for doing anything for months. The failure of the house has placed the Senate in a very dangerous position.
Do you really want the Senate to set a precedent that they really want to take on the house job for them and stop everything to do the houses job?

(I'll vote to dimiss on This reason alone tbh)
Next ??? From Dem. Sen

Asks if Chief justice can call witnesses. And we aren't talking a long delay. ..Lurch says yes it's true. The Senate and chief justice can do our work for us quickly.
Lurch talking about something. Trying to make it seem that Trump haters volunteering to testify against Trump means the house worked hard or something.

We need more witnesses. 🙄🙄🙄
Random thoughts.

This is such a shit show. Its like a typical congressional hearing on steroids. When will it end. Will we survive the shit show. Will a Dem ask a question of the Trump team will a gop ask a question of the house managers. ? Who cares.
Undertaker is up. I didn't hear the ?? I was having a random thought. Something about executive privilege. Bolton I guess.
Critical need for executive privilege. Congress is not supreme. They aren't above the law.
Next question? Let me guess do we need Bolton 🙄🙄
Crowman takes this question.

Mentions Bolton. 🙄🙄
Okay I'll admit I have no idea what he is talking about. Now the Dems want to decide what a good foreign policy objective is. (Someone tell the Dems they lost the WH and can't make foreign policy please. )

Crowman says we need documents and Bolton....of course we do🙄🙄
Next ? From GOP

If Obama knew Mitt's son was a corrupt dweeb would he be impeached if he asked for an investigated?
. Schiff says of course not Obama was the golden one.
😂😂😂😂Schiff says the president shouldn't ask the doj to investigate his political opponents.

(Cough crossfire hurricane cough)

The hubris on this guy. 😏😏😏
🙄🙄🙄🙄Schiff just made a great case on why Obama should be impeached for crossfire hurricane and the steel dossier. Of course he won't understand that.
Another ??? From dems

Do we even need a stinking crime to impeach 🍊 man

Big woman with bad hairdo takes that one.

No we don't need no stinking crimes to impeach 🍊 man.
Random thoughts.

Are Senators wearing depends today or are they allowed to sneak out to the restroom for a smoke break and a tingle?
Random thoughts.

Autocorrect has to sit and wait to time it's correction at the perfect time. Too many coincidences.
Big woman with bad hairdo is still talking oh wait no she is done.

Have no idea what she said. Lots of words with no meaning besides orange man is bad and must be impeached.
Next ? Gop

State why subpoenas were invalid.

Undertaker:

Supreme Court precedent of separation of branches. Sole power of ImpeachBSment is assigned to the full house not to a queen or committee and the house didn't vote.
The house never voted for impeachment subpoenas authority so they are invalid. Pretty simple. Doesn't take a genius to figure this one out.

Queen Nancy isn't a queen and can't cut off our heads by her say so alone. .
All 23 subpoenas were invalid. The house isn't above the law.
Next ??

Will there be snacks?

No that's isn't it.

Something about the duties of public service and explain to is how 🍊 man is bad and why we hate him.
Big Mac Naddy takes this one.

Big Mac Naddy says orange man is really really really bad and we really really really hate him.
Big Mac Naddy says we are above the law and we can do whatever the hell we want to do you freaking peons.
Random thoughts

I'm out the door at 4:00pm regardless of what these idioits are talking about at that time. a man can only take so much and I can't take more.
Mitch says one more question on each side then a break.

Next ? GOP

Please respond to arguments of house managers.

Professor Jay
Professor Jay

Responds.

Says whoa the Dems want you to think this will be quick. I'm telling you it won't be if you call witnesses.

Jay explains that crossfire hurricane is exactly what Schiff was talking about.
The idea that A witness would be called is crazy. The President team would call all kinds of witnesses.

Next ? From heelsup
Her question is stupid. Says his statements make it appear he thinks he is above the law. If we don't impeach 🍊 man how will that undermine us.

Shitty Schiff takes that one.

We must impeach 🍊 man. He thinks he is king. Get this the president thinks he repents the country.🙄
Represents the country not whatever the hell autocorrect said.

Shitty Schiff says Orange man isn't the country. We must impeach the dictator. More impeachment porn from Heelsup and pencil neck.
Random thoughts why does the house managers get the last word
Schiff was shit down by Roberts.

That's it. We are in recess. (15-30mins)

I'll take this time to end the thread. As always thanks for following along. I seriously doubt very much, so very much, that I'll pick the thread up after recess.
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