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And now, Democratic debate talking points as original trilogy Star Wars quotes:

@BernieSanders Bernie: If you strike me down, I'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

@PeteButtigieg : It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home...
@BernieSanders @PeteButtigieg @ewarren Warren: Judge me by my size do you? And well you should not. For my ally, is the Force. And a powerful ally it is.

@JoeBiden Biden: I'm endangering the mission, I shouldn't have come.

@amyklobuchar Klobuchar: Then I'll see you in hell.
@BernieSanders @PeteButtigieg @ewarren @JoeBiden @amyklobuchar . @AndrewYang Yang: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.

@TomSteyer Steyer: I'll take good care of her. She won't get a scratch.
@BernieSanders @PeteButtigieg @ewarren @JoeBiden @amyklobuchar @AndrewYang @TomSteyer Bonus:

@MikeBloomberg Bloomberg: If you only knew the power of the dark side.

@realDonaldTrump : RRWWGGNN

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