My fellow Twittericans, I am here today to tell you that I really and honestly believe Mike Bloomberg truly would be *looks at smudged writing on hand* food for this country.
I feel conflicted about the "eat the rich" meme because when I do it, it just feels like I'm another poor slob acting like a temporarily embarrassed millionaire.
Special Behind The Scenes Bonus Feature: Originally I was going to say "goof for the country" but I didn't like the way that parsed, so I started thinking about other possibilities and hit on one that worked on another level.
