I’ve decided to undertake a controlled clinical study of the prophylactic efficacy of Bloody Marys in preventing coronavirus transmission in the Toronto Air Canada lounge.
Using Chinese statistical methods, I am pleased to report full immunity. Further research required, though.
Using Chinese statistical methods, I am pleased to report full immunity. Further research required, though.
Recognizing that our strategic tomato juice reserves may be challenged in a pandemic, I have expanded the clinical protocols to include an over-served test assay of Johnny Walker Black.
Delighted to report that full immunity remains. Will continue my research!
Delighted to report that full immunity remains. Will continue my research!
Operatives in the Air Canada lounge have informed me of a secret Canadian biodefense program utilizing tomato juice and CLAM JUICE for nextgen disease prophylaxis.
I have prepared the delivery media. And yet I am uneasy. Should I make this ultimate sacrifice for science?
I have prepared the delivery media. And yet I am uneasy. Should I make this ultimate sacrifice for science?
In the immortal words of Nathan Hale, I only regret that I have but one liver to lose for my country.
Or did I mix that up?
Apologies, I think I was over-served with the freakin’ clam juice.
Can’t believe I actually consumed that.
Or did I mix that up?
Apologies, I think I was over-served with the freakin’ clam juice.
Can’t believe I actually consumed that.
