My King of the Hill DNA test results:
50% Dale
20% Boomhauer
15% Hank
15% Bill
50% Dale
20% Boomhauer
15% Hank
15% Bill
Dale accounts for my hallucinogenic paranoia; Boomhauer for my incoherent mumbling and love of muscle cars and short shorts; Hank for my head-shaking disdain for the state of things in general; Bill for my pathetic gluttony and stained undershirts
I also have trace amounts of Buck Strickland and Kahn Souphanousinphone
