I got an 8 part plan to establish ancapistan.
Now bear with me it might get a little rough, but this is the fool proof plan of getting some clay.
Now bear with me it might get a little rough, but this is the fool proof plan of getting some clay.
1. We get all our wealthiest libertarians to convince American democrats to sign onto a plan sending us to our homeland in Somalia, while offering assurances to the Somalis that we’ll leave room for them after we resettle ourselves.
2. Launder billions in the “Homestead bank of Mandatory Somalia”. Make massive, cheap loans to countries going authoritarian who hate libertarians.
3. Instead of having a boycott on the countries who have moved against libertarians the hardest, cut a deal with them to “homestead” the libertarians into settlements where the vital natural resources are at in Somalia.
4. When one of those countries you’ve given cheap credit and horrible advice to, finally go too far and start a world war, make sure no other countries take the libertarians. If they die they die, but the survivors must be settled into Somalian homesteads.
5. Now this is the most important part, after the state you’ve bankrolled with cheap credit is crushed and they kill millions of libertarians, you make sure to position yourself the saviors of libertarians and let people know that criticism of ancapistan is the same as slaughter.
6. Set up open air prisons for native Somalis and when they fight back call them terrorists and the exact same as the states that guilty of the “NAPercaust”, kill them off slowly for violating libertarian property rights, or fast in annual purges.
7. Blackmail, spy on, coerce, terrorize, praise, buy politicians in the biggest bully nation on the planet.
Make it clear you’re their biggest ally, and questions about political relationships are anti-libertarian hatred, have them fund the annual slaughter of native Somalis.
Make it clear you’re their biggest ally, and questions about political relationships are anti-libertarian hatred, have them fund the annual slaughter of native Somalis.
8. Have bully nation intimidate all the nations surrounding Somalia and promote only politicians who will go to war for your libertarian interests. That’ll give you all the cover you need to destabilize the whole region and collect the benefits.
There ya go, that’s how you make Ancapistan, now if you have any criticism of any part of this plan, remember, you’re the problem, your the anti-libertarian, society would be better off with you being punched for criticism. If you’re a libertarian with criticism,you hate yourself
