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Since this is the start of my FOURTH week of #Lockdown let me tell you, briefly, what to expect. (THREAD)

DAY 1: This is like an unexpected Sunday. Lovely.
DAY 2: No reason this should stop me from doing things. Let’s get busy Spring Cleaning!
DAY 3: Gosh, I’m actually being very productive. The novel is taking shape. This is great.
DAY 5: LET’S GET BUSY SPRING CLEANING! AGAIN.
DAY 8: When did I last have a shower? (sniffs armpit) That’s not too bad. I’m okay for another day.
DAY 11: Or is it DAY 10? Or maybe 13? What IS that smell?
DAY 15: Fuck. I think I’ve finished Netflix. I can’t have finished Netflix. Ooh. Wait! Here’s a Spanish romantic comedy buddy thriller torture film. Nope. Seen it. I’ve finished Netflix.
DAY 19: (wearing a wedding gown made of stockpiled toilet paper) Does this make me look fat? (small pot of flat-leaf parsley does not respond) SAY SOMETHING!
DAY 20:
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Alex Andreou
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BREAKING: Palace confirms Prince Charles has tested positive for #COVIDー19.
Although people are rightly angry there are not enough tests for NHS and other key workers, the notion the Prince of Wales should not have been tested is ludicrous. I detest the monarchy as a system of gov’t, but he is - rightly or wrongly - the successor for Head of State.
As a side note, I’m sure that Queen to Windsor, Charles to Birkhall, William to Amner etc. is part of a fairly strict, formalised plan to separate the succession line, in emergencies like these, rather than all of them deciding to give a bad example and take a holiday.
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Alex Andreou
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These measures reflect WHO advice and have huge public support, despite GR being behind UK #COVIDー19 curve.

But replies are full of Brit friends jeering: it'll never work, whatabout x, too draconian, unenforceable, etc.

I fear many in the UK just don't get how serious this is.
I'm not blaming Brits for being semi-oblivious. I blame gov't messaging.

Every other ad on Greek TV is "Stay home; Stay healthy"; "Protect those you love; Follow advice", etc.

I chat every day with my other half. The lack of public service messaging in the UK is SHOCKING.
How many millions did they spend telling us to get ready for shitting Brexit?
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Alex Andreou
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I’ve been absolutely bowled over at how many of you are sending me photos of your potato peel crisps and your freezer stock bags, since that @RemainiacsCast.

And just so you know that I practice what I preach, here is the latest batch Mama and I are about to scoff.
Wash the peel, dry it, toss in a little oil and salt + whatever spice you fancy (in my case, sweet paprika) and bake at 200°C for 15-25 mins depending on volume & thickness. Basically, until they look like crisps. The dip is some leftover yoghurt with chilli and sundried tomato.
Oh, and I baked them at the bottom of the oven while I was roasting those stuffed vegetable for lunch - so no extra energy used.

Delicious, thrifty and righteous. In other words, sturdy.💪💪💪
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Gautam Govitrikar DMD
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#Thread about brushing your teeth:

When I came back from the US in late 2018, one of my goals was to create awareness about oral health. I was very surprised to hear how many people don't know its essential to brush multiple times.

#oralhealth #preventivecare #brushyourteeth
So I created this poll and the results confirmed my fear. More than 50% said they brush ONCE a day! So here goes.

Teeth can get two main diseases: Caries/cavities and periodontal/gum disease. Both are multi factorial but start with two main factors: Diet and oral hygiene.
Genes play a role but let's not blame our parents and their parents for our faults.

Basically food left on teeth causes caries and under the gums causes periodontal issues. Plain and simple. Some foods are worse than others but oral hygiene is key. So lets start with brushing.
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Really good question Doc. Let me explain why progress has been slow going. #thread

A lot of people have seen this photo I shared last year. Let's unpack the image on the left.
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I will like to continue my #Thread on the poultry farming. I will be discussing egg production/Layers.
How to start a layers farm. The do's and don'ts. The economics of egg production, feed formulation and how to market your egg at a premium price.
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Layers is popularly known as the laying birds. They are also refers to as pullets. Pullets are reared primarily for egg production. These birds are genetically designed to lay eggs almost every day for 80 weeks or beyond.
However,their productivity depends on good management.
We have several breeds of pullets such as Isa Brown, Plymouth Rock, Bovan Nira and New Hampshire Red to mention a few
Isa Brown is the most reared breed in Nigeria,this breed is tropicalized and they are efficient egg laying machine
On the average Isa Brown will lay 280 egg/annum
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📌#Thread about #Sabrimala and myths.
Real history of sabrimala.
#SaveSabarimala
Lord Shiva & Mohini had a child named Dharmashasta.
He ws born to fulfil the boon that Mahishi had acquired from Lord Brahma that only a son of both Shiva & Vishnu can kill her.
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2. His name and the story of His birth is explained in detail in the Bhagavata Purana.
Dharmashasta manifested Himself in various forms - as Aiyyanar, as Ayyappan, and as Himself. Prince Manikantan of Pandalam (Sabarimala Ayyappan) was the specific avatar He took to kill Mahishi.
3. So while Dharmashasta finds a mention in the Puranas, it is unlikely that Ayyappa would also be mentioned as Ayyappa’s birth happened many years after the Puranas were composed.
NO MENTION OF SABRIMALA IN VEDAS
#SaveSabarimala
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GOD, His people & The World’s Kingdoms/Empires

- What’s gone before.
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* Missed the Rapture? What to Expect.

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Ever since God created the Earth in Genesis 1, He willed it to be ruled by Man whom He created; hence Adam was the first world governor & emperor and he was so, under God.
But by disobedience to God & obedience to Satan, Adam changed masters; and though the governing of the earth was still through human agency, Satan became the god of this world’s systems (2 Cor. 4:4).
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ஒரு அரேஞ்சு மேரேஜ்! தேதி, மண்டபம் எல்லாம் பார்த்தாச்சு. பொண்ணு பையனுக்கு Blood Test (Grouping, H.I.V ) எடுக்கச் சொல்லி கண்டிஷன் போட்டுருக்கு. பையன் கடுப்பாயிட்டு இருக்கான்.
பதிலுக்கு virginity test எடுக்கச் சொல்லி பொண்ணுக்கு வாட்ஸ்சப் மெசேஜ் அனுப்பியிருக்கான்.
அந்தப் பெண் போலீசுக்கு ஈ மெயிலில் புகார் அனுப்பி விட, அந்தப் பையனை ஸ்டேஷன்லே வச்சு லாடம் கட்டியிருக்காங்க. பெரிய பிரச்சனையாகி கல்யாணம் கேன்சல்ட். மூணு மாசம் கழிச்சு இப்போ அந்தப் பொண்ணு அதே பையனைத்தான் கட்டிப்பேன்னு ஒத்தக்காலில் நிக்குதாம்!
Guess the reason.. 😃😃
ஸ்டேஷன்லே அடி பின்னியபோதுதான் அவனுக்கு virginity test ன்னா என்னன்னே தெரியலைன்னு தெரிஞ்சுருக்கு! கோபத்துலே பதிலுக்கு பொண்ணுக்கு என்ன டெஸ்ட் எடுக்கலாம்னு கூகுள் பண்ணி இதை கேட்டிருக்கான்!
இப்ப, பொண்ணுக்கு தாலின்னா என்னன்னே தெரியாத அந்த சின்னத்தம்பி பிரபுதான் வேணுமாம்! 😂😂😂
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