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Since this is the start of my FOURTH week of #Lockdown let me tell you, briefly, what to expect. (THREAD)

DAY 1: This is like an unexpected Sunday. Lovely.
DAY 2: No reason this should stop me from doing things. Let’s get busy Spring Cleaning!
DAY 3: Gosh, I’m actually being very productive. The novel is taking shape. This is great.
DAY 5: LET’S GET BUSY SPRING CLEANING! AGAIN.
DAY 8: When did I last have a shower? (sniffs armpit) That’s not too bad. I’m okay for another day.
DAY 11: Or is it DAY 10? Or maybe 13? What IS that smell?
DAY 15: Fuck. I think I’ve finished Netflix. I can’t have finished Netflix. Ooh. Wait! Here’s a Spanish romantic comedy buddy thriller torture film. Nope. Seen it. I’ve finished Netflix.
DAY 19: (wearing a wedding gown made of stockpiled toilet paper) Does this make me look fat? (small pot of flat-leaf parsley does not respond) SAY SOMETHING!
DAY 20:
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