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A little comic relief 😂 A friend just sent me this joke!

"There were 5 passengers on a plane: Donald #Trump, Boris #Johnson, the Pope, Jacinda #Ardern (the NZ prime minister) and a schoolboy ...
The captain announces that the engines have failed and that there’s only four parachutes for passengers.

Donald Trump says, “I’m the cleverest man in America and my people need me to make America 🇺🇸 great again”, grabs a parachute and is out.
Boris Johnson says, “My 🇬🇧 people need me to deliver Brexit”, grabs a parachute and is out.

The Pope says, “I’m God’s messenger on earth. You two can fuck off”, grabs a parachute and is out.

Jacinda Ardern picks up the last parachute ...
... gives it to the boy and says, “You’ve got your whole life ahead of you. Be kind and always do your best for others”.

The boy gives it her back and says, “It’s ok Jacinda, there’s two parachutes left. The cleverest man in America took my satchel”.
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