And Patrick gasps and is all, "OF COURSE, that explains how the knife got into the locked breadbox! Call Lewis, he needs to drive us IMMEDIATELY."
And he shows up and is all, "I am supposed to be playing rugby with the lads, Granddad! How could you possibly have an urgent medical appointment right now?"
And Ian yells, "JUST DRIVE, LEWIS!"
"OH!" Ian cried, slumping in his chair. "MY BLOOD-SUGAR LEVELS! PLEASE, A BISCUIT!"
And the homeowner/murderer is all, "Agh! Let me get it!"
While Patrick investigates.
Ian will shout, "LEWIS, TACKLE THAT MAN! HE STOLE MY PILLS!"
Henry Cavill tackles the murderer, and then, on the ground, says, "Wait, are you sure, Granddad?"
"Never mind that, Lewis. Check his pockets, you'll find arsenic."
A: A Grandchild
B: A grumpy middle-aged child
C: An octogenarian friend
D: A villager
E: A murderer
So, hey, first book of my series is available on e-book for $2.99. Maybe check it out?
amazon.com/Generation-V-M…