Thread by @MillerCrime

.@alyankovic ‘CIA’ has overtaken ‘eBay’ as my all time Al fave

Thank you for doing what you do ❤️ #StayHome

I moved out to Langley recently
With a plain and simple dream
Wanna infiltrate some third-world place
And topple their regime

Those men in black with their matching suitcases
Where everything's on a need-to-know basis

Agents got that swagger
Everyone so cloak and dagger

I'm feelin' nervous but I'm really kinda wishing
For an undercover mission

That's when the red alert came on the radio
And I put my earpiece on
Got my dark sunglasses on
And I had my weapon drawn

So I get my handcuffs
My cyanide pills
My classified dossier

Yeah, it's a party in the CIA

Yeah, it's a party in the CIA

I've done a couple of crazy things
That have almost gotten me dismissed

Like terminate some head of state
Who wasn't even on my list

Burn that microfilm buddy, will you
I'd tell you why but then I'd have to kill you

You need a quickie confession?
Well, start a water boarding session

No hurry on the south American dictator
I'll assassinate him later

That's when he walked right in my laser sights
And my silencer was on and my silencer was on
And another target's gone

Yeah, we've got our black ops all over the world
From Kazakhstan to Bombay

Payin' the bribes like yeah
Pluggin' the leaks like yeah
Interrogating the scum of the earth

We'll break them by the break of day

Yeah, it's a party in the CIA

Need a country destabilized?
Look no further, we're your guys
We've got snazzy suits and ties
And a better dental plan than the FBI's

Better put your hands up and get in the van
Or else you'll get blown away

Stagin' a coup like yeah
Brainwashin' moles like yeah,

We only torture the folks we don't like

You're probably going to be OK

Yeah, it's a party in the CIA