Thread by @zladuric

What heroin, #roleplaying is the real addiction! I've played a (super-simplified) version of #DnD with my 5-yo. twins on Sunday, and they're talking about nothing else for two days now and we're prepping our third session and Patrik is going to DM his first!

Oh, the first obstacle: two grizzly bears.
#dnd

Oh, and the ultimate enemy is already revealed: The Meanest Wizard!

Oh, I've whacked one of them, hammered their toes so he was jumping on his other foot. We managed to break through!

#dnd #live

My co-player managed to shoot an arrow through both the other ones.

Oh, a though roll! SuperErik needed to roll 6 (two dice) to sneak past 40 soldiers. He roles 5 but has 1 bonus on sneaking. We're through to the castle.

#dnd #live

Uh-oh. I need to get rid of the power grid that powers the castle AND the traps. 5 hearts (HP) to beat, I hope I'm up to it.

#dnd #live

Owie! I failed. Got shocked by electric grid and suffered some damage.

#dnd #live

Erik did it with his magic with +5 bonus. He actually conjured up a bike so we could rush past all the traps.

And we are at the final room. We found the Meanest Wizard defending the good crocodile's egg and the ghost's missing sword. (That was or quest all along).
#dnd #live

I got hit. Erik tried healing me. I'm fine now.

Great roll!

So we managed to find the egg, the missing ghost sword AND the other egg hidden in the cannon. Now we need to run away from the castle, but have another obstacle.
Tough DM.
#dnd #live #isolationCanBeFun

We won! We snuck past the final surprise, dragon in the spider form. As a reward for saving its eggs, the crocodile gave me the crocodile armor. And the ghost gave me its "powers", which I took the liberty to interpret as potions of invisibility and flying.
#dnd

Well-deserved Brotzeit.

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