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21 May, 9 tweets, 13 min read
C'mere #GenZ I be needing you to teach me some #21stCentury colloquial slang language so I can impress my grandsons. The other day my 16 year old complained that his parents were too strict and I said, "It do be like that sometimes, Homie." He said, "You speak my language? Cool!" Image
#DoBeDoBeDo two hundred thousand words in the English language, and more every day, we'll never live long enough to learn them all!
I might use some of this new lingo in tweets too, but only if I'm talking to #GenZ because others may not understand the references. I do want to talk to #GenZ because they are the ones who saved us from a second term for #TheHateYam & they must do it again. We must #PassTheTorch
It was #GenZ to the rescue! Thousands of 17-year-olds turned 18 just in time, registered to vote in #Georgia, and gave us two #blue #Georgia senators and a #BlueSenate! Here they come, to save the day, you know that #GenZ is on the way! #PassTheTorch!

technologyreview.com/2020/11/15/101…
#GretaThunberg #GenZ to the rescue, #GenZ needs to take control, they are the ones who will live in what's left of this world, they know, they care, #SaveTheBirds #SaveTheBees #SaveThePlanet #SaveTheEarth #ClimateChange What are the moves? #VoteTrueBlue!
time.com/person-of-the-…
Oh, #Pog! #GenZ this is who you were meant to be! This awesome task falls to you! This is why we bred you! Take the reins of power, rise to the moment, you are meant to #SaveDemocracy! #SaveTheEarth! We #PassTheTorch! #WhatsTheMoves? Always #VoteTrueBlue!
cnbc.com/2020/11/18/the…
#Millennials #Zoomers #GenZ do not let them take the right to vote from you! Listen to #StacyAbrams, she's your girl! Democracy is your birthright! What are the moves? #GenZ register, let them hear you roar, always #VoteTrueBlue!

cnn.com/2021/03/02/pol…
Zoom, zoom zoom, zoom! #Zoomers don't like #Trumpublicans! #OkayZoomer! #Boomers be glad! Take the helm, grandchild, steady on, now! Watch the horizon for squalling #Republicunts. #OkayBoomer, #OkayZoomer! It's #Zoomers to the rescue!
pewresearch.org/social-trends/…
#Zoomers Yeah, Zoom zoom zoom!
#OkayZoomers #Boomers love you!

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Buckin' #TouThao doesn't need any damned water if #GeorgeFloyd didn't get any air! We're having #DerrickChauvin's trial now, but you're not forgotten #Thao, you should've stopped the other 3 from #murdering #GeorgeFloyd, but you helped them! #ConvictThao!
At 09:30 #TouThao says he was taught #CPR at the police academy, recertified every two yrs. Why didn't he pull that skill out of his ass during #TheMurderOfGeorgeFloyd? The first thing they teach you is to take a pulse, did he take #GeorgeFloyd's pulse?
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It's shocking to me that @ParrishMed employs staff who refuse to be vaccinated for #Covid19. When I was a nurse, I knew I had to produce a vaccination record at every job interview, and during my employment #EmployeeHealth would make sure nothing expired. ehstoday.com/covid19/articl…
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Use a search engine to find the #FEMA vaccination site nearest you, it's worth driving to no matter how far away it is, they don't require an appointment, they don't send you codes that expire almost immediately, they don't confuse the issue, they are so well staffed no waiting.
And #FEMA has wheelchairs on-site for the use of the mobility challenged or frail, they have people who will go get you a wheelchair, bring it to your car if you park in disabled parking and honk your horn. They'll push you right thru, you'll only be there about a half-hour.
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500K Americans died of #Covid! On #InaugurationDay it was 420K so they put one light on the #ReflectingPool at the #LincolnMemorial for each thousand deaths. It looked like this, but this isn't what 400K people look like! Doesn't look as shocking as 400K! npr.org/sections/coron…
In 1969 I went up to Max Yasgur's farm to sleep in the mud and sit on a hill overlooking a stage where #JanisJoplin, #JimiHendrix, and #JoanBaez played. So I know what 500 thousand people look like. They look like a sea of swaying humanity. There was no crime in #WoodstockNation
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#GOP senators who voted to #ConvictTrump are being censured by their party. I hope the censure comes in writing, so they can frame it & hang it up in their offices, display it during their re-election campaigns! #BadgeOfCourage! TY senators for the strength of your #convictions!
Those senators who #BrokeRank & voted #CountryOverParty will be respected by all even by #Liberals. At least we know they aren't #Nazi #Traitors so won't think #ItsTheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt if they get elected. They'll be the new face of the rational #GOP
politico.com/news/2021/02/1…
And in the #House, those #Congressmen #BrokeRank with the #MAGANaziParty will emerge as #PartyLeaders, having earned a measure of respect from all Americans, even those who are ideologically opposed. We all know we need an opposition party we just want a rational, principled one!
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I am a daughter of the #Mayflower, daughter of the #Revolution, a daughter of the #FillesDuRoi who came to marry the founding fathers of Canada, a daughter of #TeresaMicmac, #polygot who brokered the peace treaty for the #FrenchIndianWar. All my ancestors roll in their graves. ImageImageImageImage
That isn't a photo of #TeresaMicmac, it's just a stock photo. The Smithsonian has a photo of #TeresaMicmac but I don't have their permission to publish it, if you can imagine that, even tho I am her direct descendant. But of course, she probably has a thousand descendants.
OFFS! Not a daughter who can spell tho! #Polyglot!
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