Today is Mango’s 8th birthday

He’s my boy

Full of love & joy & play

If you ask him: “Do you want to go for a walk tomorrow” or “Did you have a nice walk yesterday” he jumps up & get his lead

It’s cos he doesn’t dream of the future or cling to the past

He lives in the moment.
For his birthday I took Mango window shopping in Smithfields & Chinatown

It was a chance to try out his new present - the Lover’s Lead (“One of the stupidest inventions ever” Stephen Hawking / “I’m out!” @DeborahMeaden)

The birthday boy had some crispy duck & he’s now knackered ImageImageImageImage
In 1962, Marilyn Monroe shimmied onto the Madison Square Garden stage in a flesh-coloured gown covered in 2,500 rhinestones & serenaded JFK with ‘Happy Birthday’

The crowd went wild

Yesterday, Logan J Parker did the same thing for Mango on his birthday

The crowd also went wild
“Can we get two pints please!”

I took Mango to his favourite pub - @WaxysLittleSis in Soho - for a birthday drink yesterday
Last October, Mango led a rescue mission to rescue a baby duck that appeared to have got trapped behind a metal griddle in a pond (#THREAD👇)

Watching him spring into action in order to help a fellow fluffy creature in distress gives you some sense of the type of dog Mango is! Image
“Kitty cat, Mango! Where’s the kitty cat?”

Whilst few galleries allow dogs inside, Mango is a big art lover & particularly loves art about sausages, squirrels & dog.
BORIS: “I’m also just a Prime Minister...standing in front of a dog...asking him to love him”

MANGO: Grrrr!!!

Mango tries to stay out of politics most of the time but when he met #BorisJohnson he didn’t hold back (#THREAD👇) ImageImageImageImage
Eckhart Tolle says that dogs are “the Guardians of Being’ & can help us to shift into a deeper state of consciousness

Mango wouldn’t know anything anything about that!

He’s too busy sucking the sweet marrow out of every & every moment that comes his way.
Mango also helped front #CovidMemorialDay, held a year ago today to mark 6 months since the first Briton died of #COVID19 & the anniversary on 5/3/21

We contacted Biden as soon as he was elected in 2020

Was it Mango who helped persuade
him to hold a @CovidMemoryDay on 19/1/21? Image
Yesterday, Mango was given a dog bowl for his birthday by the Director of the @AFCWimbledon’s new museum

An EMPTY dog bowl!

It's worth watching this video👇to see Mango's reaction - & the little ‘WTAF look’ he shoots me - when he realises the bowl has bugger all in it! 😂 ImageImageImageImage
Mango often gives me “have a word” looks

He shot me one ystdy when he met Orinoco. Apparently in the wild Wombles are natural predators of dogs

And this meaningful look👇- reminiscent of that @GaryLineker Italia ‘90 Gazza look - he gave me after sniffing this lurcher’s bum hole ImageImage
Mango is a very good dog, but he doesn’t always listen to me

Ystdy by the Thames, I asked him to stay out of the mud

He ignored me

But I didn’t mind because the muddier his pelt became the brighter shone his eyes

He also helps me & he starred in my promo for The @GladeTheatre
“Mango, if you ignore me & go in the mud again, I’ll swap you for a Swamp Dog!”

This robot is “an autonomous base perimeter patrol” at a US military base

This footage shows it stopping to recharge itself

(“Don’t worry Mango! I’d never replace you”)

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