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Nervous, aren't you? Feel the walls closing in. Don't know who to trust now. We're all so suspicious of you it makes you suspicious of us.
People are starting to call out your lies right to your face. There's so little fear left. You need us more than we you, and we all know it.
Even Jared and Ivanka are angry, saying this was all a big mistake and you never should have run. You're going to destroy their inheritance.
All the money in the world but you have next to nothing. Only thing left is the adoring fans and their endless adulation. Time for a rally.
But the goddamned news won't shut up! You hate the DV-R but you can't look away either. You have to know if they know. Guess what. We know.
