Thread by @herfuturetense

The first time I got high thread

I hadn't smoked weed till my neighbour finally decided to cuff this thick mama he had met at the place he worked

The guy was 26 and this guy was form we got along pretty nice and due to all this he was close and shit

I was lucky enough to be part of his bridal party so I knew it was gonna be suits, ties and dope haircuts in this bih

I was fresh outta highschool and I had been a minute since I had been to a wedding so I was quite nervous, shy and shit

So the wedding day was finally here, commotion, folks in exclusive whips, women hyped up ululating and shit.. It was crazy

me,my hommies and couple of the groom's workmates who were part of the bridal party arrived at the venue early like it's post to be

We get there, the place is parked, the flower girls looking fine as hell, so many peeps, cars were just everywhere... IT WAS LIT

Some guy in a suit showed us where we was gonna sit n all that shit y'all see the bridal part doing when they walking down the isle

Then here came the climax of the day. This guy who was giving us lame instruction showed us the flower girls we had been assigner to

The shawties was fine as hell. Fine in a way they'd make a gay nigga straight... My hommies who were behind me were like

Then this chick, what should we call her, Lisa. Lisa was my partner who was fine AF. Big Nyash, big tits you'd think her name was Wang'ombe

It's Gain time #TheWeekndFolloTrain

So I'm getting all worked up cause I know how immature I am and by the time I hadn't adapted the art of dropping smooth lines

I go say hi bit nervous cause this shawty was just out of this world.... Brazilian hair, waist like light bulb, ass like Asia.

Lisa was groom's workmate, single and by the way she talked she seemed like she liked getting that pipe laid occasionally

Me and my Virgin face were like

When it was about time to get in she asked me if I smoked and I'm like.... Should I say yes or nah maybe I should let it pass

She was like.... You should actually try this sometime.. Everyone smokes weed... And since I didn't wanna be a jerk I gave in

I saw no need chickening and my name isn't Wambua

We head to the ladies and she's like... You light it.... I had a feeling this would be a bad idea but maaahn FUCK IT

Lisa was keeping watch making sure no one came to disrupt our brief "shesh"

I was out here choking and shit mazze..... I'm sure I wasn't even doing it right but by the time I was passing the blunt I was on the moon

She smokes real quick we get back to the congregation... Lisa looked fine like nothing had happened but on my side things were insane

When everything was set it was our turn to walk down and all that shit y'all see peeps doing during weddings. There's just too much detail

When Lisa's turn and I came to walk down the isle it was crazy... Lisa was chill but me on the other hand I was getting freaky and shit

We sit down and I'm here tripping showing Lisa how immature I can get... Funny thing is she tried to keep up and found me funny

I realize she's all up in my vibe so you know a nigga start smooth talking and shit... By this time I had lost all shyness

I'm not used to winning so this was one of the few things that I'd actually never come to forget

Lisa was feeling my vibe she even asked for dials and started organising on how we'd actually start chilling and I'm like.... "I MADE IT"

Few weeks later she texting me that she wanted me over but you know... Its me.... Fucking up situations is all I'm made of

I stopped talking to Lisa since I thought my dick wasn't big enough to be having sex with ladies older than I was.. Insane right?

Who am I kidding... Lisa is prolly married right now changing diapers and paying bills

*note to Lisa*
If you are reading this I'd like to let you know that I got big pipe and I'd love to fix any slow leaks