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A thread on Twitter influencers that would've been dancing naked at the $26b Baru illegal contracts if it were GEJ, NASS or Diezani.
Omojuwa - Calls NASS despicable names. Diezani gives him ecstacy. But since Baru, he's considering deactivating his Twitter account. 
Chude - tongue speaking Buhari evangelist who told us God told him that Buhari is the "democratic ideal" is minding his biz (Ynaija).
Mark Essien - inundated us with "Buhari isn't corrupt" and his Spartan lifestyle but has switched allegiance to El Rufai, now a motivator.
Kayode Ogundamisi - fixated on IPOB, jerks off and masturbates at anything Saraki. Kanu is his medicine.
Ediong - tweeting about one Nigeria and how each of us can "walk the talk". He's minding his business in the abroad.
Ayourb - Trust this guy. He's doing damage control, sharing whatsapp group messages of the in-fighting in NNPC and Pet Ministry.
Philip Obin - minding his business and worried about the Catalonia referendum. The heist in NNPC is the least of all his worries.
Madam Lauretta - She's thinking of who she will leave her fortunes. This doesn't concern Mama P or Diezani, so no need.
- who has since become citizen Joe has rediscovered his philosophical prowess. His days at BPE couldn't prevent the NNPC heist.
Mr Aye Dee - started a fight with @tstvafrica and is Nig cable TV regulator. As a dual citizen (US), the Las Vegas shooting bothers him.
Rosanwo - partly producing "Kleptocracy Tour", visits to Saraki, Diezani & others' mansions. They were preparing to strike when Baru struck.
- he has been lamenting the police state Nigeria has become under Buhari. He was yanked off air while discussing #AsabaMassacre
Henry Okelue - He's now a music and entertainment enthusiast. He reviews comedians, artists and finds pleasure in critiquing their works.
Nedu Ekeke (nedunaija) - Nigeria is wearing him out but he has faith. We can only pray for him. Cos he may flee the country anytime soon.
DOlusegun - bothered abt rising rate of rape, DSTV versus TSTV brouhaha & taking polls & measuring the engagement levels of his followers.
Soul Jah(jeffphilips1) - has since become a student of history. Tweeting about the civil war and remittances from Nigerians in the abroad.
Mr Jags - cashing in on the new football season. Jersey orders are much. Has been having altercation with Gtbank. Tweeting godliness too.
Oby Ezekwesili - Mama d Mama has been criticising Buhari's Oct 1st speech tho. However, she's been threading softly cos Baru is appalling.
Juliet 'Kego - Aunty lives in abroad & @OgadahObinna describes her as "most devious politically correct individual existing in Nig today."
Yadomah - She's currently in a hiatus. She last tweeted in early Sept that her heart was heavy. Recent events not making it any better.
Gbenga Gold - his main target remains the NASS. Taking constant swipes at them. He's busy selling npower. For him, govt is working.
Abusidiqu - party person to the core. Reminding his party members that their problems are self inflicted. He's been taking history classes.
Temisan Okomi - a seasoned sports journalist that has spent the past few days dabbling into issues of feminism and male chauvinism.
Don Jazzy - told us of the relic his generator will become with Fashola and Buhari & snarled @ Diezani. Today, he's facing his music empire.
DoubleEph - prefers to worry abt inflation & family issues. Has not finished dealing with quantitative easing strategy of CBN, now Baru.
