Thread by @mwabilimwagodi

Haha. Guys, I am a fraud on twitter. Like, don't come here thinking there is anything of importance on my TL.
That said, I have a life. A real life. I am hard working, smart, funny, honest and carry myself with a high degree of responsibility.

Now that that's out of my way, let me visit this Sheila/Kanyus/Guantai story.
There is something hapo. Iko kitu. Its either Sheila liked the dude and jamaa hakujua akajichomea riziki or...

Kanyus and him were of course having a ka good time and then to cover up for something he did either he was caught with a text or something so he said that ka stupid line ka "ata ni pesa alikuwa anaomba nikamnyima...babe hawa hunnies wa TL na kuomba pesa!"
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Then Kanyus of course went fishing akauliza Sheila niaje Mutongoria alikupea kakitu? Sheila in her innocence akasema yes of course alituma the same day na tukakunywa na girlfriends lolest haha trash...(i don't know kama this is how women talk about us)
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Kanyus caught feelings then she unfollowed Sheila (which of course I have learnt is a very big deal. Capital offence on these stweets) and Sheila was pissed off when she learnt about it but kept it in her heart until today she saw Guantai try to Face The Facts with Ngaruthi
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Therefore in the spur of the moment Sheila outed Guantai that he is a liar wakaongea kiluga kiasi which of course mimi huona na kuskia korokocho tu etc etc.
There you have it. Twitter is a difficult place to be in. I see most of your tweets on here and i LQTM daily

I know frauds when I see their tweets, because I am fraud too. Don't believe everything I tweet. Don't spend too much time getting offended by my tweets. They are harmless words from a man who has his shit together. Yes I am a fool and mad like what @Annitajoe1 said jana.

But you know what, life is hard enough. I make the most out of this free app that they gave us. Its sad that people like Ngaruthi exist, but the saddest part is when people fall for the fake stories and get defrauded.
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Masters from the United States Military Academy at West Point.
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Come on guys. People that go to West Point are not on this TL. Trust me, I have watched enought Hollywood movies to know that as a fact.
West Point is Holy Grail. Most Joints Chiefs went there.

Everyone is fighting Frauds like y'all. Look even Exim Bank are in the fight. FRAUDS.

About his Masters from USMA at West Point, y'all decided to be fooled for the frauds y'all are yourselves. You don't just walk in to West Point and pay fees. You are nominated to join the Academy according to US federal law.

Foreigners can be enrolled too but must be nominated by their home countries Defence Forces. Sio ya kila mtu hiyo place. I wish I had seen those stories earlier...ningewasaidia. i always tell you guys some of us are clowns on twitter for the sake of it. We are well read.

But one thing I have learnt about us as Kenyans is that we are quick to embrace people who have the good life so we can feed off the crumbs from their tables. I have seen this life. The real rich people in Runda, Muthaiga, Karen etc don't even know they are rich.

I told y'all I dated a girl raised into money who lived in Runda for five years. Met all her friends at their houses for parties/events etc. Rich fuckers don't even talk about money. Its nothing to them. My chic had a car and a driver for herself...but yiu know what?

She would always never take the car and the driver with me when we used to go for our private affairs. We jav'd...took 44 mats, Mathare mats, hell we took mats to Runda and walk all the way to their home which was far. I didnt have cab money and she didnt care.

Vanity is what will kill us Kenyan youth.
Vanity is our favorite sin.

One thing I will say is, anyone of you who bought his West Point story; you are a fool.
You are not even allowed to come on twitter and tell us anything you under-educated swine.