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i think i can save them some work: “no.”
alternatives:
“charlottesville is a world class city, nationally ranked as a great place to raise kids. we do not think it would be prudent at this time to allow a second nazi rally. but thank you for considering our fine city as the site for your next terror attack!”
“charlottesville is a world class city, nationally ranked as a great place to raise kids. we do not think it would be prudent at this time to allow a second nazi rally. but thank you for considering our fine city as the site for your next terror attack!”
“we regret not clarifying sooner that we are the capital of the pussy hat resistance. we were, and remain, utterly unprepared for the work of truly resisting. please take your fight to a city that will meet you with any meaningful resistance”
“our attorney has advised us that phrases such as “nazis are bad” and “white supremacist terrorism” violate your free speech somehow? please lip read as we only mouth ‘burning your application was an act of free speech’”
hey @CvilleCityHall, i know you’re really scrambling right now, but i think i’ve offered some helpful suggestions here.
if you’re really pressed for time, though, there’s always the short, to the point, and evergreen “nazi scum, fuck off.” think about it!
if you’re really pressed for time, though, there’s always the short, to the point, and evergreen “nazi scum, fuck off.” think about it!
all snark aside, though, meaningful, thoughtful, legitimate suggestions based firmly in the permitting guidelines & the city’s best interests have been offered by myself and by dozens of other activists and concerned citizens. listen to us, for once.
