You walk over calm but deliberatly slowly, making sure to make eye contact with them as you do.
You take an empty chair from a table as you pass, letting its legs drag on the floor as you approach.
One of them is getting all wild eyed, he may wet himself..
The inn goes quiet as you stop, bringing the dragged chair to a stop. You keep eye contact at all times with the one trying to be brave.
You sit down slowly, place your beer on the table and gently but audibly exhale
You raise your eyebrows
"You shouldn't have been down there!"
"I said you should ask him to come up!" offers the other,
"I...I..I don't have to put up with this!" says the brave one
He rises to leave, the other does the same