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Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA
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1) Tea Pain has been Southern Baptist since he was a little critter. This mornin', Tea's preacher praised God for "raisin' up Donald Trump" to lead our nation out of sin" and even called Trump "God's anointed."
2) As a student of the scriptures, Tea Pain can no longer offer his support to such a disregard for God's word. A sixth grader could spend one afternoon readin' Jesus' teachings and know that Donald Trump stands for the total opposite of everything Jesus taught.
3) Tea Pain has never been more disappointed to watch the Evangelical world embrace a serial adulterer, abuser of women and chronic lyin' bully that lacks any compassion or moral compass.
4) Because Tea Pain loves Jesus and his teachings, he is announcin' he is no longer associated with the Southern Baptist Church. Tea Pain prays that one day they will return to Scripture and denounce and shun such non-Christian behavior.
5) From this day forth, consider Tea Pain to be "non denominational." <eot>
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