All good. Except for the one thing.
Now you have to remember that, before dabbing and fortnite, kids used "drugs" to get high and I was, occasionally, adjacent to them.
Me: Hmnnnnnyes, I did - the dids is"
D: OK, just you tonight and the top man, he's showing the President what's going on for the next while"
Me: Sorr din you sez de presddyen?"
D: All you need to do is stand in the corner and offer them drinks every fifteen minutes.
Me: Ahhh yesssshnshh
D: Maybe have a wash beforehand
And then Mary McAleese walks in.
Anyway, I offer them the drinks and they say no.
At the very end, they do accept a drink. It was at this point she spoke to me.
"Oh, is that a Northern accent I detect?"
Dawgs, you know I'm down for the Nordie solidarity vibe, but this is the last thing I need right now.
I can tell she definitely means green ketamine.
Me: YES I LIKE IT I THINK IT'S GOOD
"I had no idea you were such a huge fan of Mary McAleese"
I'm sorry what again was that did you mean
Me: Oh, yeah well, you know, it's embarassing. She's, just amazing.