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molly 🐶
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i saw a woman put ketchup on a turkey sandwich today and i almost called the police.
please never forget that jokes are actually still illegal here on this website & if you break the rules men will appear almost immediately to explain to you what you did wrIBgr
sandwich-gate will tear antifa apart. i've been exposed.
hell yeah, danny. eat that gross sandwich to own antifa. that’ll show us!
UPDATE: JOKES STILL ILLEGAL, NAZIS STILL HUMORLESS, ALL COPS STILL BASTARDS.
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