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Tiffany Bond for Maine's CD2 @TiffanyBond
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Now accepting pissed off volunteers.

Contributions starting at 5 minutes or $5 per week. Shoes optional.

Inquire within.

#bond2018 #TWPSB #DoNOTunderestimateWomen
Join me @RoArquette.

2018 will be better with a relationship mortician in your feed.

Come for the bill shreds, stay for the momisms.
In the interest of brevity, I have caused concern.

$5 per week comes in 2 #MaineRaising forms:

1. Contribution to charity (see pinned tweet)

2. Save it up and buy something once a month fron the district.

Still no $ to me. Still not for sale.

Pro tip: If you @RoArquette, twitter thinks you need all Arquettes.

I'm not saying it's a bad suggestion...it's just feels a little like a very awkward Thanksgiving. Hey Arquettes, I'm here. I brought a Maine blueberry pie. I wasn't invited but I don't know how to Uber home.
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I'd like to send my big THANK YOU out to everyone today.

I left last week to the men to celebrate or lick wounds.

I started with 2 goals, both accomplished:

✔️ Incumbent no longer making law

✔️ Find a way to make campaigning not suck while getting $ OUT

#mepolitics #TWPSB
Quick recap of what we accomplished.

Final 1st round vote count looks like 16,260; 5.73% of the votes.

I spent <$800 of my own money, accepted no campaign contributions (probably <$750, I rounded up on stamps - I'd rather estimate high).

<$.05 per vote.

#TWPSB #mepolitics
We problem-solved to fix all the things we don't like about politics.

🚫NO CAMPAIGN SIGNS!
Bad for the planet, expensive and annoying.

👊Instead we made our own or had signs that could be downloaded, printed on a regular printer, taped in windows, then recycled.

#TWPSB
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Check out the newest #MaineRaising!

It's starting to get chilly in #Maine.

Instead of contributing to my campaign, contribute to one of the organizations that helps struggling Mainers make it through our gorgeous but brisk winters.

#MaineRaising4Bond #TWPSB #mepolitics
If #MaineRaising online, this is how you note the campaign.
If you are mailing in a check for your #MaineRaising, here is an example. Please make sure to include a note that your contribution is for heat.
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The wind is really loud here tonight, so I am up thinking.

#mepolitics, world, I would like to apologize.

I had no idea how incredibly bad media coverage had become until I ran for office...maybe it's always been bad.

I was an active participant in this mess. I'm sorry.
For all the people who had real, legitimate, interesting, newsworthy stories that I thought were being whiny that they didn't get covered.

I'm sorry. I should have listened. You were right.
For the people I wrote off as nutty when you told me that the way candidates were covered was a viscious circle; polls were free advertising for those who least needed it.

I shouldn't have rolled my eyes or heralded the press's right to cover, forgetting their responsibility.
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As a thought exercise I wrote about everything I changed my mind about this year.

Below are the big things I have learned/changed my mind about in 2018:
Business: people that build something useful that makes a profit without unfairly fucking over others is what to aspire to. A VC funded tech app that has never made money isn’t impressive. This @mdvex thread is fantastic(a person who gets entrepreneurship)
Architecture/urbanism: @wrathofgnon twitter account is fascinating. Consider myself far more bottom up and classical in architecture/urban design now. This is a more important battle than is given credit for I reckon. Modern buildings are a regression in architecture
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Now accepting students, faculty, and gullible billionaire benefactors for Dave A&M #GoDrunks
The only university where the president is also the janitor
Dave A&M will have highly selective admission criteria, including a valid credit card and/or provocative yet tasteful photos
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A few #DirtyRubles housekeeping items.

1/ The audio files are now in the hands of Audible, so the audiobook version of #DirtyRubles will be available within the next week or two. I'll advise when it is up and ready to roll.
2/ Starting in about five minutes, we will be having a Fourth of July special on the e-book version of #DirtyRubles. All day, starting at 8am PST (if the tech works correctly), the book will be 99 cents.
3/ The #DirtyRubles e-book has links to the various news articles and stuff. Obviously this was not possible in the paperback version. So it's worth having for that.

Also, it's short enough to read on a laptop without your back breaking. Even if you don't have a Kindle.
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I can't with this guy...but interestingly, he's also revealing a lot with each one of these interviews.

Why not just go speak to the Grand Jury? Clearly, it's not about avoiding spending more time talking about the investigation and your experience...

He can't help himself..
#NOW: SAM NUNBERG says he was told he wasn't a target or a subject of the investigation and he was OFFERED IMMUNITY by the Special Counsel's team.

He also said THEY WANT HIM TO TESTIFY...TO CATCH ROGER STONE ON PERJURY...

ADMITTING THAT ROGER MAY HAVE LIED TO PROSECUTORS.
#LOL: Save this one...

SAM NUNBERG: "I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL, COME ON."
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THE #BOND #BUBBLE THAT ALREADY BURST

1. Once and for all, dispense with the notion that rising #InterestRates are a result of a growing #economy. Housing & industrial production is rolling over & retail sales are declining.

Rates are rising bc of INSOLVENCY & #CREDIT RISK.
2. In 2007, prior to the crisis, the following was true:

🔷 the average yield was 4.6%
🔷 the #deficit was 1% of #GDP
🔷 publicly traded #debt was ~ 5 trillion #dollars

Due to #ZIRP, if the 10 year goes to a meager 4.4%, bond investors will lose OVER 25% of their investment
3. In 2018-19, prior to the coming crisis, the following is true:

🔶 publicly traded debt is ~ 15 trillion dollars
🔶 the deficit will be 8.5% of GDP
🔶 so interest rates are going to the 🌝 🌟 💫

Unless of course the #CentralBanks reverse and buy everything up...
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