Brexit Activity Period

Oh, hello, Mr Varadkar. I'm so glad you could come along. As you see, we're just having a Brexit Activity Period, and in our Brexit Activity Period each little individual chooses his or her own occupation.
Some are chasing unicorns, some are chlorinating chicken, and some are making innovative jams. We feel that each little one must get to the bottom of his or her self and find out what he really wants of Brexit.
Who is making that droning noise?
Well, stop it please, Michael.
Esther, dear, come away from the door and get on with your cuts.
I love to see them so happily occupied, each one expressing his little personality...
Boris - don't do that...
Now, Cabinet, I want you all to say 'Good morning' to Mr Varadkar. Good morning, Mr Varadkar.
No, Jacob, not good-bye. Mr Varadkar has only just come. You don't want him to go away yet?
No, he hasn't got an absurd border, that's his hair.
So sorry, Mr Varadkar. Sometimes we ARE just a trifle outspoken. We try to encourage honesty, only sometimes it doesn't always...
And this is my friend Gavin, and Gavin is painting such a lovely black picture, aren't you, Gavin? I wonder what it is? Perhaps it's a lovely aircraft carrier, is it? Or black hole in the defence budget? It's a picture of Cronus the spider!
For a moment I thought it was a big black hole in the defence budget, but now you tell me, I can see it is a picture of Cronus.
Aren't you going to give him any legs?
No legs.
It's so interesting the way they see things.
David, don't blow at Michel, please.
I know I said you could choose what you are going to do, but you cannot choose to blow at Michel.
Yes, I know it makes his papers ruffle, but I don't want you to do it. Now get back to the negotiating table, there's a good boy.
No, Liam, you can’t take your Werrity on a trade mission with you. Because he’s not going to make anything better. You know how you had to go and stand outside the classroom in disgrace after the last time.
Yes, there is room, Caroline; there's heaps of room. Just ask the others to move up a bit.
Andrea! We never bite our friends.
Say you are sorry to Michael. You needn't kiss him.
No, you needn't hug him. Andrea, PUT HIM DOWN.
No fisticuffs, please.
She hasn't made any teeth marks, has she, Michael?
Well then... don't fuss.
Sometimes our little egos are on the big side, I'm afraid...

Boris - don't do that.
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