On this past Christmas Eve, two burglars targeted my home while we were gone.
So one of the burglars had a theory. If he heated up a knife, he could sink it through the frame and unlock the window from the outside.
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Now, this isn’t some homeowner chainsaw. I grew up in northwest rural Oregon. This is a 1984 Stihl logger chainsaw that my dad bought new to work up in the woods felling trees.
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It is super hard to start. Always has been, since day 1 in 1984, my dad claims.
Now blood is flying everywhere. It gets all over the top of the chainsaw.
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