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“It has a huge mushroom head… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had..." - @StormyDaniels about Trump's dick.🤣
thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-l…
For reference: here's the "mushroom character" (Toad) in Mario Kart. 🤣🤣🤣
If anyone doubted that Trump had a tiny, mangled peen, this should put your doubts to rest and give you nightmares forever. 🤣🤣🤣

You're welcome. 😇😇😇 #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation
Toad. Trump. So many similarities.
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While the right is busy clutching pearls and gnashing teeth about Rashida Tlaib's use of the word motherfucker, I have one word for you. #fridayfeeling #fridaymotivation #impeachtheMF
Here's the entire compilation of Trump swearing up a fucking storm.

If you are offended by Rashida Tlaib's colorful language but not Trump's, your problem might not be the language.

#fridayfeeling #fridaymotivation
As I was saying...

Nancy Pelosi: Rashida Tlaib’s Impeachment Comment ‘Nothing Worse Than the President Has Said’

#Fridayfeeling #fridaymotivation #fridaythoughts

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.@TJCoxCongress has pulled ahead of incumbent Valadao in #CA21.

If the lead holds, that will bring the Dem gains in the house to 40 seats.

This is what a #BlueWave looks like, y'all.

But that's just the beginning. 1/
#tuesdaythoughts #tuesdaymotivation
2/ Of particular note, Democrats won the popular vote by over 9M, the largest margin in US history.

The closest runner-up was the election after Watergate.

History does, indeed, rhyme. #tuesdaythoughts #tuesdaymotivation
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3/ In addition, Democrats netted 300 legislative seats and 7 governorships. Democrats now have full control in 14 states, which will make this year's redistricting efforts more equitable. #tuesdaythoughts #tuesdaymotivation cnn.com/2018/11/26/pol…
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There are so many reasons Cindy Hyde-Smith is wrong for Mississippi.

One of the reasons that just came to light is her long history of racism, starting with attending a segregationist high school to sending her daughter to a similar one as well. #SaturdayMorning
Hyde-Smith attended a segregationist academy specifically designed to avoid Brown v. Board of Ed racial integration.

Not only that, but she also sent her daughter to a similar academy.

This story is stunning.

#SaturdayMorning
jacksonfreepress.com/news/2018/nov/…
There’s “no doubt that’s why those schools were set up,” said former U.S. Rep Ronnie Shows, a Democrat who was Hyde-Smith's junior high basketball coach at segregationist Lawrence County Academy in the 1970s. jacksonfreepress.com/news/2018/nov/…
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being a slytherin, it’s only natural for taehyung to want his house to win all quidditch matches against gryffindor but the ultimate reason why he wants to win is so the gryffindor seeker can vent out his defeat and frustration by fucking him hard and raw
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Trump: Day 606
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Spending the morning looking at images of medieval #sex, for an upcoming talk, where women are shown in their "traditional" role: as sexual aggressors. WITNESS:
(MS. Douce 195, f. 118, r.)
Shout out here to Hermaphroditus - the original proof that even in the west there have never been two sexes, but if two people are naked, and one is a woman, she'll probably try it on.
(BL Harley 4431 f. 132v.)
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HI potential grad students.. this is going to sound really bitchy, but when you ask to meet with professors in the summer about grad school, you're just annoying the F out of us.
Seriously, a great deal of the writing and research professors do happens in the summer. Most of us are on 9 month contracts. That means SUMMER is OUR TIME. Not yours. Sorry.
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Someone broke into my car AND LEFT THEIR PHONE IN IT ahahkskskb
Charging ... will report back in ten minutes
Yo wtf he took pictures of drugs ?
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