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David Burge @iowahawkblog
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Breaking Quinnipiac land line telephone chicken entrails; feel free to break into disbelief, despair, or fapping as your personal situation warrants
Your occasional reminder that polls are like a Maglite. They're supposedly about illumination, but they're mostly used to intimidate and beat other people's skulls
It just astonishes me that after the experience of the last 2 (or 20) years that people still invest more faith in telephone voter polls than horoscopes
I have absolutely no idea if Cruz or O'Rourke will win. Neither should you, and no poll should have any influence your decision to vote.
I doubt polls have any influence on which candidate individual people prefer, but they certainly can influence their motivation *to* vote - either through enthusiasm, despair, or complacency.
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