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The Dank Knight 🦇🎃 @capeandcowell
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To help twitter roll out their new program of removing likes, I will now respond to tweets with the following emojis.
❤️=Like
👎=Dislike
🛑=Do better
⚰️=You're a dead meme
❌=Delete your account

I don't expect to use the first one much........
Imma go ahead and like this tweet.

Great job, Dank. ❤️
I see a lot of replies and I just want to say ❌
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My youngest son was asking me what rattle snake tasted like and I said “basically chicken”

He said “If so many ‘delicacy’ meats taste like chicken, why isn’t chicken a delicacy?”

🤔 Smart kid.
Rattle chicken
Have you ever tasted frog? I rest my case.

Delicacy chicken by granny
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This is a new series I’m calling ‘Dank Reviews’

Today on ‘Dank Reviews’.......

Peaches: Great fruit, I recommend them.

4/5 stars ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Dank Reviews™️

Cars: Kinda cool and very useful.

4/5 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Dank Reviews™️

Pineapple pizza: Absolute garbage.

0/5 stars and 5/5 thumbs down

👎👎👎👎👎
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They’re gonna lie about it for weeks but here’s the simple facts, we don’t give a crap about AOC dancing, it was funny imho, we do care about her trash Socialist opinions tho.
Also, not many of us care that Rashida Tlaib said a cuss word, it’s just kinda funny she called for impeachment right out of the box.

We all know why, it’s the real problem we have with her, to sweep the anti-Semitism she has under the rug.
Side note: We have the exact same problem with Ilhan Omar.

Besides many other things she has done she is also anti-Semitic.
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Help:

Can someone clear this up for me?

If people go here:
twitter.com/keikoinboston/
Is this my feed or my timeline?

When I go here and read incoming tweets, is that feed or timeline?
twitter.com

I feel like I’ve seen people use both words to refer to either.
Okay, somehow I missed this. Twitter says that incoming tweets are my timeline:
help.twitter.com/en/using-twitt…

So I guess that makes this my feed?
twitter.com/keikoinboston/
Nope. It seems that Twitter never uses “feed” to refer to Twitter timelines, only to other services (Facebook, Periscope, RSS).
help.twitter.com/en/search?q=fe…

It seems that both my incoming and outgoing tweets are known as a “timeline” of tweets.
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Fighting Pain and Addiction for Veterans

@drawandstrike @HNIJohnMiller @catesduane @rising_serpent @_ImperatorRex_ @Debradelai @GodlessNZ @almostjingo @tracybeanz @TheChiIIum

whitehouse.gov/articles/fight…
Last year, more than 130 Americans died each day from a drug overdose involving an opioid. Veterans are twice as likely to die of the same. But there is some good news:
The Department of Veterans Affairs is a recognized leader in pain management and opioid safety, and its success in reducing the use of opioids can be emulated by other health systems through VA’s proven strategies.
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!!NEW Q Drops!! 9/4/18 11:54 Ex 1 - 'Being Afraid'
Does HRC care about you?
If she cared about protecting you…
Would she sell out America’s secrets and Uranium to China/Russia [Ex 1]? #QAnon #EnjoyTheShow #NowComesThePain #GreatAwakening #DarkToLight @realDonaldTrump
2. They always thought if charges were brought [v. them] they would ultimately be safe [SC control].
[AS] out
[HRC] appointment(s) >>
End of all ends.
Final.
Did Anthony Kennedy have a choice? #QAnon #EnjoyTheShow #NowComesThePain #GreatAwakening #DarkToLight @realDonaldTrump
3. Was this the original plan according to HRC election win?
What evidence was he shown?
RBG replacement [lifetime appointment - age]? What’s at STAKE? #QAnon #SCOTUS #GreatAwakening #DarkToLight @realDonaldTrump
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#Twitter: what is it good for? How do you get good at it? And what will we do when it's gone? Today in pulp I share a few insights I've gleaned from almost five years of running this account.

Its about to get all meta...
Most people's tweets are a stream of consciousness, and Twitter itself is a daily flow of 500 million of these across the surface of your phone. You are currently looking at the collective unconscious of the planet...
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Yes! The true conservative solution is to spend obscene sums of other people's money to arrest, prosecute, and incarcerate people who aren't a threat to the community
Let's do a brief "There’s a very simple way to avoid incarceration: don’t commit a crime." thread while I wait for my client's case to be called
Just last week, a police officer in Biscayne Park FL pled guilty to framing two innocent black men so the town could meet statistical goals

The men didn't commit a crime, but went to jail anyway

miamiherald.com/news/local/art…
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This is hugely important.
It's also complex and commonly misreported.
FB scared of GDPR's depth & reach, will REDUCE legally enforceable privact protection based on what it is today for most the world.
Let me explain some of the the BIG implications. 1/n
GDPR DOESN'T apply based on EU citizenship. Indeed all non-US/Canadian FB users already governed by Irish data protection law, not their own laws. This is because they are served from FB Ireland contractually, and their data is processed there — in the EU. 2/n
Currently, these 1.5bn people benefit from EU data protection law, which even today, before the GDPR, is likely the strongest in the world. These individuals are going to lose those protections. 3/n
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