I live in Farnham in Surrey. I want Farnham to leave the U.K.. Free from the shackles of the English & U.K. parliament, with its MPs that we had no hand in electing, & free from having to support the failing North, we shall become Global Farnham, a great trading city once again.
Frightened Farnham residents who have forgotten what it is like not to be oppressed by the failing U.K. say things like ‘But to trade we need access to “airports” & “the sea”’ in order to trade.
These people have no imagination. & why would@t the rest of the Uak give us access?
These people have no imagination. & why would@t the rest of the Uak give us access?
We helped to pay for a lot of that stuff. There is no way that the U.K. will stop us using it.
I’ve just gone onto my village’s bridge & stopped an Occado truck from crossing for 5 minutes to show what happens if you go against the will of the people.
The truck drive just got out & went into the village shop to get a coffee. It started to rain so I went home.
I hope everybody takes that as a lesson.
One of my “Femoaner” neighbours has just told me that the village we live in, although part of Farnham postal district, is not actually a part of Farnham. This is getting a bit complicated. I might quit as Fexit Secretary ad snipe from the sidelines instead.
Another cowardly Fremoanerhas expressed concern that civil disobediemce will be immediately put down by the residents of the Nextdoor Aldershot Barracks.
I willl be the first to pick up my plastic Halloween pitchfork prop & give it to someone without a dodgy back & knees to go+
I willl be the first to pick up my plastic Halloween pitchfork prop & give it to someone without a dodgy back & knees to go+
& fight for our freedom. I will go to the village hall to make tea for when they return from their victorious battle against the “highly trained militia”.
