@CalebHowe is sitting in the hospital right now with one on the way, so say a prayer for the guy.
I rode a roller coaster one year and when I got back to the motel my pee looked like fruit punch. (1
I had zero pain (at the time) so I went to the doctor and he explained it was probably a kidney stone. He gave me something for pain and pills that turned my pee fluorescent orange. (2
Now I’ve been in pain many times in life but this was a whole new level. My pain became so unbearable I had to go to the hospital. They took a cat-scan, patted me on the back and said “good luck, it’s headed out” (3
It was kinda funny, tbh. (5
This was after weeks of passing pieces and blood.
I grab a gallon of water and a fistful of muscle relaxers and start down the road to hades. (6
I awoke a couple hours later in severe pain and sat on the toilet with a trash can on my lap.
I would puke then push. (7
All of the sudden it sounded like I shot the toilet with a .22 pistol.
After I wake up again I see the little demon that was exorcised from my body. It was about the size of a pea but jagged. (8
Caleb talks like the on he has is a MONSTER so again, say a prayer for the guy.