Welcome to Bec-a-snatch. For one day, you have 5 mins to make each decision for me. There will be a photo, followed by a poll. First one: 
Which cereal do I want?
Ooh that was a close one. The people have spoken.
What should I listen to in the shower?
Going sightseeing with Mum today. What should I wear?
Right. All dressed and ready to head out with Mum.
Do I...
In Borough Market. Have lost Mum.
Do I...
This has not helped.
Ok, try again.
This is where she was.
Near the Golden Hinde (old ship) now. Do I...
We popped into a pub so Mum could go to the loo. Probably to recover from such a brilliant prank we all played on her. Just spotted this:
I had to delete the last poll because I set it to 24 hours and
Ok, do I get...
Landslide!!! (SO close to 100%!)
A staff member of The Globe just walked out and announced the last tour stars at 5pm.
We're doing the tour!!!
Should I say "Macbeth" aloud in the theatre?
It's your fault if I die tonight.
When you go down on yer fella in the theatre, you sit in...
They've written his name the wrong way round. Embarrassing.
Tour ended. Disappointed the "Globe" isn't actually spherical. False advertising. Do I...
I thanked the tour guide. Then took this to the counter of the shop and said this is my favourite bit from my favourite Shakespeare story: The Princess Bride.
At the National Theatre. It's really busy! But what should I do?
Full disclosure: this is the second dance. The first one, Mum didn't press record and let me dance for ages before telling me. Payback for the prank we played on her earlier. We shoulda taken her photo in front of the ship.
Mum and I are super tired from walking.
I wonder which of these pathways end in @charltonbrooker giving me 5/5.
Ah. Home at last. Cup of tea?
Seriously though... We do have this weird glass ashtray thingy. We keep change in it.
Tempted to go ultra violent here, but could use it to embarrass Mum more by giving it to her and singing happy birthday and filming it... (It's not her birthday.)
