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MCDONNELL: What's he saying?
STARMER: Something about 'a sensible Brexit'
MCDONNELL: People don't want a sensible Brexit Keir. They want one with Spitfires that shoot longbows at Frenchmen
STARMER: Everyone is cheering. Someone is touching him
MCDONNELL: That'll cure her Scrofula
STARMER: Something about 'a sensible Brexit'
MCDONNELL: People don't want a sensible Brexit Keir. They want one with Spitfires that shoot longbows at Frenchmen
STARMER: Everyone is cheering. Someone is touching him
MCDONNELL: That'll cure her Scrofula
STARMER: What IS a 'sensible Brexit' anyway?
MCDONNELL: I don't know Keir. Maybe one where everyone queues nicely for their bread ration
STARMER: Immigrants will be allowed in as long as they're in business casual
MCDONNELL: I mean, that would still work better than Javid's plan
MCDONNELL: I don't know Keir. Maybe one where everyone queues nicely for their bread ration
STARMER: Immigrants will be allowed in as long as they're in business casual
MCDONNELL: I mean, that would still work better than Javid's plan
STARMER: Shit!
MCDONNELL: What?
STARMER: He meant General Election! I was hinting at 2nd ref in the chamber
MCDONNELL: Didn't he give you guidance?!
STARMER: I asked! He gave me this
MCDONNELL: That's nice that
STARMER: It's Eva from Overwatch
MCDONNELL: The shading is excellent
MCDONNELL: What?
STARMER: He meant General Election! I was hinting at 2nd ref in the chamber
MCDONNELL: Didn't he give you guidance?!
STARMER: I asked! He gave me this
MCDONNELL: That's nice that
STARMER: It's Eva from Overwatch
MCDONNELL: The shading is excellent
STARMER: Would we actually win an election?
MCDONNELL: Probably not according to polls
STARMER: Would the Tories?
MCDONNELL: Nah
STARMER: What's the point then?
MCDONNELL: Not much
STARMER: I mean I like Lord Buckethead as much as the next man, but once every five years is enough
MCDONNELL: Probably not according to polls
STARMER: Would the Tories?
MCDONNELL: Nah
STARMER: What's the point then?
MCDONNELL: Not much
STARMER: I mean I like Lord Buckethead as much as the next man, but once every five years is enough
MCDONNELL: We won't win the no-confidence vote anyway
STARMER: We're calling for an election we won't win via a vote we won't win? I don't understand.
MCDONNELL: Hey look. That woman's Scrofula has gone.
STARMER: It has?!
MCDONNELL: She thinks it has. That's good enough for her.
STARMER: We're calling for an election we won't win via a vote we won't win? I don't understand.
MCDONNELL: Hey look. That woman's Scrofula has gone.
STARMER: It has?!
MCDONNELL: She thinks it has. That's good enough for her.
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Meanwhile the full brexity adventures start WAY back here:
And the most recent episode ('Smokey and the Brexit') is here:
Meanwhile the full brexity adventures start WAY back here:
And the most recent episode ('Smokey and the Brexit') is here:
