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Kyle Machulis
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Ok so while this is bad and wrong, it also has me thinking...

What would sex bot marketing like this have been like in the first dot com boom?

Presenting: A thread no one wants.
"Our sex bot runs on XML"

(No seriously this would've been valid and on a billboard in an airport in 1999)
"We put the D in DHTML"
"Press the left boob to have condoms delivered from kozmo.com!"
"Press the left boob to have pet food ordered from pets.com!" and like the sex doll head is actually the pets.com puppet seriously that thing was fucking everywhere you don't understand
"Get new sex bot sex move updates via PUSH TECHNOLOGY"
Well damnit now I want a sex bot that runs Pointcast.
"Get new sex bot moods and personalities updated via SOAP!"
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Really good thread on the importance of lighting and layout in BDSM dungeon spaces.
This thread is making me feel like we need a BDSM Dungeon Tycoon game where layout/lighting/crowd flow/viewpoints are taken into account.
And no I am not going to call it BDSM Dungeon Master because come on.

And yes it would still have puke because what is a tycoon game without puke.
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Hailed hard for about 5-8 minutes in El Cerrito, enough to cause buildup on ground. Melting quickly on ground but still slushy and slightly slick.

Kids running down the street naked because we don’t teach them how snow works here apparently.
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