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Just received this e-mail from Team Trump. What's the term for something more Orwellian than Orwell ever imagined?
For a mere $5 you can have your name, Mr. or Ms. Forgotten Person, flashed across the screen as the President fabricates a crisis at the border and possibly threatens to precipitate a Constitutional crisis that could shake the 230 year old republic to its core. Act now!!!
If you order within the next three hours, you will also receive a free Trumpy Bear [$99 shipping and handling not included] and a 14k gold plated paper towel roll celebrating the President's great humanitarian triumph in Puerto Rico. Don't miss out on this historic opportunity!
Be sure to tune in to Fox News on February 5 to catch the Trump International State of the Union Address, brought to you by the good people at Sands Casinos, the World Wrestling Federation, the Miss Universe Pageant, and Trump Cologne!
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