Thread by @jonrog1

1/RPG THREAD (mute if needed): Good news. The BLADES OF DARK MARS crew finally finished the one-night corporate stock control scam on night three.

2/ all it took was convincing the son of the guy they put in a coma that the Chinese government were the ones who put him in a coma because after all they just tried to shoot up the OTHER major shareholder up on the 100 story balcony restaurant ...

3/ ... which was prevented by the Slide jumping OFF the balcony with the Mark so the Rigger could blow out her 85th story window and catch them with her wildly illegal gravity gun while the Hitter and their Ellen-Page-as-Javert Inspector did a team-up to fend off the gunmen ...

4/... aided by the Skulk's oiled-up dance troupe but complicated by the Whisper's attempt to fill the Fountain with scary ghosts, instead turning it into an aquatic tentacled murder machine, although the real win ...

5/ ... was pinning everything on the corporate spy who was also allegedly killed by the Chinese but *actually* murdered in a crossfire the Spider arranged between corrupt Bluecoats they wanted dead and the Chinese-no-wait-secretly-rival-Corp-tactical team.

6/ The premise of the job was "Got to a party. Find somebody who can be blackmailed. Get him to give up his shares." That was it.

Next week I am giving them a bloody safe to crack in a convenience store. They should manage to turn that into only a civil war or something. XX