Where to start with this....1/thread thesun.co.uk/news/brexit/83…
No doubt the ERG thinks it was cleverly hidden away by evil mandarins who didn’t want to make it work...which it won’t. /2
Shorter: leave aside the cameras, these schemes only work if Everyone co-operates. Tracking a van doesn’t tell you what’s IN the van. Doh! /4
Do we really think that if worked someone in Whitehall, Dublin or Brussels might have spotted it??/5
Remember @michaelgove and the “Albanian model” in the 2016 campaign?
I can already picture the scene now Robbins and co have to take everything Steve Baker says seriously. /7
Yes Prime Minister?
What about the Rwandan model?
Sorry PM?
The Rwanda model? Baker’s boys say it cracks the border issue.
Ah yes, of course, the Rwandan model. Very well.
Exits. Closes door, weeping: “Anyone in this madhouse got a clue what the Rwandan model is?”8
I am to bed. Perhaps I shall awake to discover the whole thing has been a terrible dream. 9/ENDS