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ERG leaks “secret high-tech plan” to create invisible border in Ireland...that needs number plate cameras and tracking devices.

Where to start with this....1/thread thesun.co.uk/news/brexit/83…
Am told this was “at the bottom” of a stack of the ropiest tech proposals being hawked round by PRs...

No doubt the ERG thinks it was cleverly hidden away by evil mandarins who didn’t want to make it work...which it won’t. /2
I had a go at explaining why here earlier tonight.

Shorter: leave aside the cameras, these schemes only work if Everyone co-operates. Tracking a van doesn’t tell you what’s IN the van. Doh! /4

Leave aside gangs and smugglers, do we think white van man in the Irish borderlands is going to submit to trackers in his van and spot inspections?

Do we really think that if worked someone in Whitehall, Dublin or Brussels might have spotted it??/5
It kind of speaks for itself that we are now onto the Rwandan model?!

Remember @michaelgove and the “Albanian model” in the 2016 campaign?

I can already picture the scene now Robbins and co have to take everything Steve Baker says seriously. /7
Robbins?

Yes Prime Minister?

What about the Rwandan model?

Sorry PM?

The Rwanda model? Baker’s boys say it cracks the border issue.

Ah yes, of course, the Rwandan model. Very well.

Exits. Closes door, weeping: “Anyone in this madhouse got a clue what the Rwandan model is?”8
But enough madness for one day.

I am to bed. Perhaps I shall awake to discover the whole thing has been a terrible dream. 9/ENDS
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