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Lillian (4): “Why does Elsa throw away her crown?”
“She wants to stop being queen.”
“Oh good idea.”
“And she thinks they wouldn’t let her stop.”
“No no she gets to quit and get a better job, making ice houses. That’s the rules.”
Lillian, giving much better career advice than I got for the first 25 years or so of life.
That would be a great exit interview. “I feel very underutilized in my current role and am looking for new challenges, seeing as how I am the most powerful character in the entire Disney canon and this job could be done by the Sultan of Agrabah without impacting output.”
“She is? Really?”

Yeah ignore the fact that she demonstrates Merlin-scale magic on an entire region at once, that *rounds to zero* next to creating sentient life, which she does twice in one movie *by accident.*
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