,
8 tweets,
2 min read
Read on Twitter
Alley Cat Boyfriend for @TastyTalesVore
Your cat boyfriend is streetwise. When you met him, he was leaning against a wall, eyeing you curiously. He seems a bit mercurial, the way his black fur shimmers when he moves, but he was subtlely purring at the end of your first date.
Your cat boyfriend is streetwise. When you met him, he was leaning against a wall, eyeing you curiously. He seems a bit mercurial, the way his black fur shimmers when he moves, but he was subtlely purring at the end of your first date.
Your cat boyfriend often wears darker clothes and jeans and things. It's not quite a punk aesthetic, but refuses to fall into any particular style. He's hard to categorize. You think this style may partly be due to how easy this makes it to sneak up on you for a kiss.
Your Cat Boyfriend often teasingly calls you "His Mouse'. He is prone to wondering aloud how you might taste, and licking your cheek with his rough tongue just to see you blush. Your threats to get a spray bottle have only mitigated this slightly.
You found your cat boyfriend's 'Spot'. No matter how aloof he seems, a gentle scratch under the chin finds him leaning his weight onto your hand until he's a puddle on the floor, gently kicking and squirming. This new power comes in handy when he gloats about winning Mario Party.
The longer you date the more you find your cat boyfriend leaning on you. This is not figurative. He often rests his head on your shoulder on the bus, or rubs his cheek against yours. His touch alleycat exterior hides a lap cat he's slightly embarrassed of, but he's opening up.
You find, to your delight, that after a few months, your cat boyfriend has a rumble under his voice when he says your name upon seeing you. His blush shows above even that dark fur as you both realize he can't help but purr when saying your name in greeting.
Your cat boyfriend eventually drops his guise, when you're alone he sprawls in your lap, purring with abandon as you tell him about your day. He wears brighter colors and reveals things about himself you never knew. This street cat has a soft touch, and you love him.
