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Seth Cotlar
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Nothing to see here. Carrion.
I have no egrets about making that joke.
As @arothmanhistory pointed out in a different venue, punning is one of my few talons.

So you should all stop picking me apart for it.
@arothmanhistory I hear people saying that such jokes are inappropriate for Twitter. But where else can I hawk my wares?
@arothmanhistory But in all seriousness...
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On Heron-volk Democracy and the Paradoxes of the American Eagletarian Tradition
@arothmanhistory Anyone know a few vulture capitalists who'd be willing to help me build a nest egg to fund my punning habit?
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Seth Cotlar
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Inspired by the great @JaneMayerNYer piece I went looking for a thread I'd done on Hannity and noticed something weird. Back in July I'd noted how Hannity started tweeting about "fake news" right when the Russia stuff was about to break. Those tweets are now gone.
@JaneMayerNYer This January I did another Twitter search to see when the phrase "fake news" came into the GOP lexicon. By that point, all of Hannity's "fake news" tweets were gone.
@JaneMayerNYer It appears that Hannity has deleted ALL of his tweets from 2016, so this was not a selective deletion. I don't follow him that closely, so perhaps there was a reason given for why this important media figure erased his Twitter tracks?
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Seth Cotlar
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Hey kids, wake up, look at the odometer. No really, trust me, this is gonna be really cool. Stop hitting your brother. No we're not there yet. Sure, I'll put the Raffi CD back on. What? You just peed 30 minutes ago. Sigh.
Ah Twitter. You complete me.
In case you don't know me...that tweet is intended to be 100% self-mocking!
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Defining themselves against the invented figure of a "crudely empiricist and literalist" historian has been a self-justifying move amongst literary scholars for decades. It's fine. Every discipline has such moves. But you'd think lit scholars would be more self-aware about it.
Or at least, you'd think someone familiar with Hayden White would recognize when they were replicating such a well-worn narrative and maybe be ironically self-deprecating about it.
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