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OPEN ON: The Rose family penthouse. The family is gathered in the living room.

[ALEXIS grabs a remote and presses play]

[MUSIC PLAYS]

[DAVID bites his lips to keep from laughing, squints approval at ALEXIS]

[JOHNNY looks confused, then starts dutifully bobbing his head]
JOHNNY: Oh uh hey Alexis that’s really ... it’s catchy. [NODS HARDER] I mean it really blops, sweetheart.

[SIMULTANEOUSLY]
ALEXIS: Ew no.
DAVID: Oh my god.

MOIRA: The BASS line puts me in mind of certain ... sassy little track not unlike it that GIORGIO produced for me in ‘79.
MOIRA: I recall, of an evening, gazing DOWN from one of the LESS sticky rubber-lined balconies at 54, watching MANY a pert polyester-swathed young BUTTOCK writhing in sybaritic ECSTASY as my song (and no small amount of psychopharmaceuticals) transPORTED them to gluteal PARADISE.
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the only one who makes any goddamn sense in this cheeseball endeavor we stan a legend etc
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