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Congressman @DanCrenshawTX just before he did a stand-up routine. I will update as appropriate. #WPCFdinner 
”My comms director and my wife are over there and they’re terrified. But hey. Political careers can only last so long. Let’s do this.”
“Should I start with a Democrats joke or a press joke? But then I thought — same thing.”
”I come from the SEAL teams and we rip on eachother on a whole different level. Let me give you an example — I know a guy who has a RIP tattoo in honor of one of his best friends... who isn’t dead yet.”
“You’re dating less — Trump’s fault! You’re having less sex — Trump’s fault! No seriously, someone actually wrote that... Your CODEL plane to Afghanistan gets cancelled — Trump’s fault! Well, that one actually happened. That... okay that one was Trump’s fault.”
The Freedom of Information Act should apply to Congress if only so that I can see what @DanCrenshawTX’s stand-up routine looked like before his staff had a heart attack and deleted half of it.
