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having great fun imagining the implications of this totally ridiculous idea
police officer looking at a map of the uk with several million blinking lights covering every inch of it: hmm
do you get arrested if you let your knives run out of batteries
why not also mount little cameras on them so they can detect if they're being used to stab a person & call the police
"we checked the data, sarge. there was no knife detected here when the victim was stabbed"
"damn! they must have used one of the millions of knives without active gps trackers that already exist. we're up against a criminal mastermind"
"damn! they must have used one of the millions of knives without active gps trackers that already exist. we're up against a criminal mastermind"
