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Theresa May's deal in a nutshell...
L: "I want fish."
R: "I'd like to have beef, please."
TM: "You can both have bananas."
L: "I hate bananas."
R: "So do I. Detest the things."
TM: "Excellent... Bananas it is. Seems like a fair compromise. Tuck in!" #BBCqt
L: "I want fish."
R: "I'd like to have beef, please."
TM: "You can both have bananas."
L: "I hate bananas."
R: "So do I. Detest the things."
TM: "Excellent... Bananas it is. Seems like a fair compromise. Tuck in!" #BBCqt
L: "I'd rather go without food. I've never starved before, so I'm sure it'll be ok."
R: "Couldn't we just stick with what's in the fridge?"
TM: "Absolutely not."
R: "Why?"
TM: "Because."
R: That's not an argument.
TM: "It wouldn't be fair on L."
L: "She's right. I want a change."
R: "Couldn't we just stick with what's in the fridge?"
TM: "Absolutely not."
R: "Why?"
TM: "Because."
R: That's not an argument.
TM: "It wouldn't be fair on L."
L: "She's right. I want a change."
TM: "Fantastic. See, L agrees with me. He wants bananas."
L: "Now hang on a second-"
TM: "I'll ask you again: shall we have bananas?"
L&R: "No!"
TM: "Don't make me ask a third time."
L&R: "..."
TM: "..."
L&R: "..."
TM: "Sigh. You're forcing me. Would you like bananas?"
etc.
L: "Now hang on a second-"
TM: "I'll ask you again: shall we have bananas?"
L&R: "No!"
TM: "Don't make me ask a third time."
L&R: "..."
TM: "..."
L&R: "..."
TM: "Sigh. You're forcing me. Would you like bananas?"
etc.
