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The country’s on the brink of a constitutional crisis. Where else would I be? #BritishKebabAwards 
I’m told Jeremy is coming. Last time he made jokes about salad. This is going to be a vintage #BritishKebabAwards
The belly dancers have arrived.
Diane Abbott welcomes us to the 6th #BritishKebabawards (it’s the 7th, it’s been going, as she says, since 2013)
Here are Theresa May’s thoughts on kebabs. #BritishKebabAwards
John McDonnell’s blurb in the #BritishKebabAwards programme is the best
JEREMY CORBYN HAS ARRIVED AT THE BRITISH KEBAB AWARDS. NOT A DRILL. #BritishKebabAwards
Jeremy Corbyn has arrived #britishkebabawards
#britishkebabawards observes a minute’s silence in respect of victims of terror attacks around the world
Who knew Tom Brake and Priti Patel thought so alike? #BritishKebabAwards
BREAKING: The average kebab eater is a remainer and votes Labour. #BritishKebabAwards
Apparently Mark Francois was here, but has left to do #newsnight. #britishkebabawards
The main course has arrived #britishkebabawards
JEREMY CORBYN’S KEBAB AWARDS SPEECH IN FULL - “Despite being someone who doesn’t eat meat or drink alcohol...I love kebab shops...” #britishkebabawards mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…
