Thread by @DrOlusesan

MY FLIGHT! MY FLIGHT!
Small Arik Warri to Lagos, yoruba babes don get accents. Then watch my brothers from the East carry shoulder when stepping out of domestic airport. You will think they just arrived with Emirates. Grab popcorn. This is a gist. 😃

There's this spirit of importance that enters us at airports. Some wise men have commercialized this. The gist is this, on my way out, this nigga had his mouth clattering in our ears chewing gun, and has mentioned "my flight" like 20 times in a minute. We will soon board he said.

The babe that was all over him, said to another lady beside, "so mo nkan to n je boarding?" And the other replied, "hen hen, ba wo ni mio se ni mo. Sebi ki eyan enter plane l'oun je be." I moved closer as i don't waste opportunities to amuse myself. 😃

Some how, i noticed d supposed traveller nod his head at a uniformed guy tapping his watch. I took d sign to mean it was time to board his flight truly, as he hurriedly ushered the ladies to the exit door. The ladies left after endless kisses and smooching on top "i'll miss you."

The ladies were hardly gone when the uniformed guy walked up to the traveller and started talking about payment in a loud voice, "your money is 8k. You used extra time." He replied, "how can u add 3k more, because i stayed extra 10 minutes, when i paid separately for selfie?"

Two other officials walked into d argument and told d guy they wont allow him access into d airport again," and collected d hand luggage they gave him to pose with. Yours truly, people actually pay now, to pose they're travelling, when they're actually going no where."
Oje l'aye!