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omg before I sign off for shabbat I need to share the best thing the Seattle Times has ever published. seattletimes.com/seattle-news/e…
Miska is my hero. 
YESSSSSSS MISKA THE CRIMINAL MASTERMIND
There is a clear villain in this story, and it's not Miska.
I have waited my whole life to be called "beautiful but predatory." Miska is a gd superhero.
FIGHT THE MAN, MISKA. BE FREE. #freeMiska
The county
has assigned
FOUR PROSECUTORS
to Miska
Miska, the brown tabby: PUBLIC ENEMY #1
has assigned
FOUR PROSECUTORS
to Miska
Miska, the brown tabby: PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Okay, this got serious. This fucker wants to kill Miska. @seattletimes Does Miska have a defense fund? The only vicious creature here is this Mueller dude.
omg fuck this cat hater #saveMiska
REALLY hating the City of Bellevue right now.
Just curious, @bellevuewa, do you not have enough to do that you need to assign FOUR PROSECUTORS to attempting to kill a cat? Leave Miska alone.
Anyway, here's the contact page for Miska's lawyer. I gotta run, but maybe ping them and see if she has a defense fund. seattletrafficattorneys.com/form/contact-us
And yes, for the record: I actually DO think it's irresponsible to let your cat out, especially in a city. That doesn't warrant a death sentence for the cat, and this is a weird, obsessive vendetta.
