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Nepal should take a lesson from @EvilMopacATX and add a toll lane
cnn.com/2019/05/27/asi…
I don't need to climb Mt Everest to prove my ability to endure Earth's harshest oxygen-starved climate, I've been on this stupid site 9 years
Hordes of narcissist middle aged tech bros paying $100k to die as a douche-sicle on Mt Everest might be a problem, but like most problems it solves itself
Middle aged businessman 1977: If I break 36 on the back 9 I'm drinking triple martinis at the clubhouse
Middle aged businessman 2019: If I climb Everest, I'm gonna work that shit into every last PowerPoint presentation I ever do
Quick #DavePoll: if you had $100k in mad money to spend on anything you wanted, what would it be?
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